To dare is to cockle doodle do, for fucks sake Spurs!!

VAR 2 Fulham 0

Never a foul, no intention, goal should stand. Ridiculous #cheful

Thought they were playing with an orange ball in the CWC Final, found out Trumps in the crowd. Easy mistake #CWC

Only one word can describe Spurs performance so far, scrappy. No control, no team work or cohesion. Surely it can only get better in the second half. #COYS

Launch a few balls forward instead of trying to play out constantly, who’d have thought it. 3-0 #COYS

Sorry Ange, but the only thing you’re getting in your second season is your P45.

Lovely here isn’t it, smells nice too. That other place was smelling a bit musky, I think someone must have trumped 🤢

Todays earworm youtu.be/VqB4V9PfWrc?...