shalla-bal.
@silverherald.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel.
/written by madi.
/written by madi.
just because i could doesn’t mean i would.
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
just because i could doesn’t mean i would.
remind me to never be around you when you’re angry.
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 AM
remind me to never be around you when you’re angry.
……those look dangerous.
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
……those look dangerous.
i am shalla-bal. also known as the silver surfer.
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i am shalla-bal. also known as the silver surfer.
[oh. well this is awkward. how has she seen earthlings do this? a silver hand gently holding janet’s cheek, lips softly returning the kiss back to her.]
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
[oh. well this is awkward. how has she seen earthlings do this? a silver hand gently holding janet’s cheek, lips softly returning the kiss back to her.]
// oops my finger slipped 🫣
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
// oops my finger slipped 🫣
[……oh. she meant that as a joke.]
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[……oh. she meant that as a joke.]
i̶s̶ i̶t̶ a̶ d̶i̶a̶m̶o̶n̶d̶ r̶i̶n̶g̶?̶
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i̶s̶ i̶t̶ a̶ d̶i̶a̶m̶o̶n̶d̶ r̶i̶n̶g̶?̶
of course, of course.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
of course, of course.
i will protect you with all that i have.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i will protect you with all that i have.
of course. i can never turn you down.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
of course. i can never turn you down.
i’m being honest. my transformation into the silver surfer removed my ability to eat and drink.
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i’m being honest. my transformation into the silver surfer removed my ability to eat and drink.
because i cannot drink? is that really bad?
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
because i cannot drink? is that really bad?
i have no physical need to eat or drink.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i have no physical need to eat or drink.
i’m sure it wasn’t important then.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m sure it wasn’t important then.
anyway, what were we talking about before?
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
anyway, what were we talking about before?