🌧️ Hun | Bashou バショウ 🎐
@silverdivision.bsky.social
Steelix-wielding Team Rocket elite agent and member of the Profit Expansion Division. Gender? I am the rain. He/They.
(Mun is 18+ | NZST | Eng | Versatile | #PKMNRP | #POKEMONRP)
Ships with @secretarymatori
(Mun is 18+ | NZST | Eng | Versatile | #PKMNRP | #POKEMONRP)
Ships with @secretarymatori
Pinned
Hun Lund | Bashou Rondo
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Age: 25
Star Sign: Capricorn
Blood Type: AB
Occupation: Elite Team Rocket Agent
Region: Hoenn
Partner: Steelix (or do you mean Attila?)
#PokemonRP #PKMNRP
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Age: 25
Star Sign: Capricorn
Blood Type: AB
Occupation: Elite Team Rocket Agent
Region: Hoenn
Partner: Steelix (or do you mean Attila?)
#PokemonRP #PKMNRP
I'll see if I can explain it. Imagine you have an allergy to aerosols. Someone puts an automatic air freshener spray in your bedroom because they think it will make it smell nice. You explain that you are allergic. They understand and apologise. The next day you find the spray back in your room
Got it.
Bad thing. Very bad thing.
January 30, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I'll see if I can explain it. Imagine you have an allergy to aerosols. Someone puts an automatic air freshener spray in your bedroom because they think it will make it smell nice. You explain that you are allergic. They understand and apologise. The next day you find the spray back in your room
Watched her choke and spill water over herself today and it was the most adorable sight in the world.
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Watched her choke and spill water over herself today and it was the most adorable sight in the world.
Bad thing. Very bad thing.
Any word you said except for "dick."
I think I got the idea that it's a bad thing by the tone of your voice, which is why I recommended stabbing.
I think I got the idea that it's a bad thing by the tone of your voice, which is why I recommended stabbing.
...What was too difficult for you to understand?
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Bad thing. Very bad thing.
...What was too difficult for you to understand?
Yeah, you used way too many big words for me.
Just stab 'em then, I don't know. That seems like the right call to me.
Just stab 'em then, I don't know. That seems like the right call to me.
The issue is less that they're choosing to enact microaggressions, it's more so that they're choosing to remain ignorant. They profile me as this or that based on their own assumptions and become completely blasé when I try to correct them. Which is made worse by the fact that I have a dick.
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 AM
...What was too difficult for you to understand?
The issue is less that they're choosing to enact microaggressions, it's more so that they're choosing to remain ignorant. They profile me as this or that based on their own assumptions and become completely blasé when I try to correct them. Which is made worse by the fact that I have a dick.
Depends if they're doing it on purpose.
If not, just let them know. If they are, then yes, stabbing is acceptable.
If not, just let them know. If they are, then yes, stabbing is acceptable.
What's the correct reaction to this? Because I don't think it's stabbing.
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
The issue is less that they're choosing to enact microaggressions, it's more so that they're choosing to remain ignorant. They profile me as this or that based on their own assumptions and become completely blasé when I try to correct them. Which is made worse by the fact that I have a dick.
New mission scheduled. Much as I'd like to stay at HQ for a bit longer...
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 AM
New mission scheduled. Much as I'd like to stay at HQ for a bit longer...
What's the correct reaction to this? Because I don't think it's stabbing.
People out here calling me "she"
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
What's the correct reaction to this? Because I don't think it's stabbing.
Thank'n'you.
[They leave. Again.]
[They leave. Again.]
Elevator is down that hall, first left.
[Proton vaguely gestures to the hallway he was talking about.]
[Proton vaguely gestures to the hallway he was talking about.]
For peace and quiet, mostly. But then I found you.
It's not difficult to get lost on this floor.
It's not difficult to get lost on this floor.
January 28, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Thank'n'you.
[They leave. Again.]
[They leave. Again.]
For peace and quiet, mostly. But then I found you.
It's not difficult to get lost on this floor.
It's not difficult to get lost on this floor.
If you want.
[Third coffee.]
But I thought you came over here because you needed something.
[Third coffee.]
But I thought you came over here because you needed something.
[They blink.]
You do you, then...
May I leave?
You do you, then...
May I leave?
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 AM
For peace and quiet, mostly. But then I found you.
It's not difficult to get lost on this floor.
It's not difficult to get lost on this floor.
[They blink.]
You do you, then...
May I leave?
You do you, then...
May I leave?
She can hector me all she wants, I don't care. Used to it by now.
[Second coffee, going down.]
[Second coffee, going down.]
She went off to find a different machine, but I think she's going to heckle you later. Just a warning...
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
[They blink.]
You do you, then...
May I leave?
You do you, then...
May I leave?
People out here calling me "she"
January 28, 2026 at 5:14 AM
People out here calling me "she"
She went off to find a different machine, but I think she's going to heckle you later. Just a warning...
[He rolls his eyes.]
She can have one if she's desperate enough, but she knows what happens if I don't get enough caffeine.
She can have one if she's desperate enough, but she knows what happens if I don't get enough caffeine.
Five cans of coffee left in the machine and I took all of them just as she arrived.
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
She went off to find a different machine, but I think she's going to heckle you later. Just a warning...
Five cans of coffee left in the machine and I took all of them just as she arrived.
When doesn't she want me dead?
[He takes the can, opens it and starts chugging.]
Is there a specific reason this time?
[He takes the can, opens it and starts chugging.]
Is there a specific reason this time?
[Hun shrugs. Leaves. They aren't actually bothered by Proton whatsoever. Been there, honestly.]
1/2
1/2
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Five cans of coffee left in the machine and I took all of them just as she arrived.
Well, now you know who to call next time you've trapped a Rattata.
[He smiles.]
[He smiles.]
No, but now I really want to.
You ever seen a Steelix penetrate a man's guts?
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Well, now you know who to call next time you've trapped a Rattata.
[He smiles.]
[He smiles.]
[Hun shrugs. Leaves. They aren't actually bothered by Proton whatsoever. Been there, honestly.]
1/2
1/2
I'm too tired to be pleasant right now, just deal with it for a second.
[It's not like Proton cares. Coffee is coffee.]
[It's not like Proton cares. Coffee is coffee.]
Bold of you to speak that way to someone who has every opportunity to spit in your coffee.
[They move to leave. To follow orders and get coffee, actually. The canned shit, because they can't be bothered finding the instant sachets. Hun is not someone who knows a lot about coffee.]
[They move to leave. To follow orders and get coffee, actually. The canned shit, because they can't be bothered finding the instant sachets. Hun is not someone who knows a lot about coffee.]
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
[Hun shrugs. Leaves. They aren't actually bothered by Proton whatsoever. Been there, honestly.]
1/2
1/2
You ever seen a Steelix penetrate a man's guts?
[Proton grins wickedly.]
I like you. I think we'll get along just fine if you keep that attitude.
I like you. I think we'll get along just fine if you keep that attitude.
I get it.
[He shrugs]
There's something satisfying about watching someone shift into denial while they're bleeding out in front of you. Schadenfreude and all that; I don't believe in karma as an innate force, but humans are incredibly powerful in their own right...
[He shrugs]
There's something satisfying about watching someone shift into denial while they're bleeding out in front of you. Schadenfreude and all that; I don't believe in karma as an innate force, but humans are incredibly powerful in their own right...
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
You ever seen a Steelix penetrate a man's guts?
Bold of you to speak that way to someone who has every opportunity to spit in your coffee.
[They move to leave. To follow orders and get coffee, actually. The canned shit, because they can't be bothered finding the instant sachets. Hun is not someone who knows a lot about coffee.]
[They move to leave. To follow orders and get coffee, actually. The canned shit, because they can't be bothered finding the instant sachets. Hun is not someone who knows a lot about coffee.]
So I can work.
Go on, grunt. You're on coffee duty.
Go on, grunt. You're on coffee duty.
...What do you need that much caffeine for?
Or is that strictly need-to-know business.
[Do they even want to know?]
Or is that strictly need-to-know business.
[Do they even want to know?]
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Bold of you to speak that way to someone who has every opportunity to spit in your coffee.
[They move to leave. To follow orders and get coffee, actually. The canned shit, because they can't be bothered finding the instant sachets. Hun is not someone who knows a lot about coffee.]
[They move to leave. To follow orders and get coffee, actually. The canned shit, because they can't be bothered finding the instant sachets. Hun is not someone who knows a lot about coffee.]
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-:- Just want to reiterate this. I might have to start blocking people who put poképhiIia on my tl
-:- I've said it once, I've said it 1,000 times. If you think poképhiIia is okay, just block me now. I do not want you anywhere near me
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
-:- Just want to reiterate this. I might have to start blocking people who put poképhiIia on my tl
I get it.
[He shrugs]
There's something satisfying about watching someone shift into denial while they're bleeding out in front of you. Schadenfreude and all that; I don't believe in karma as an innate force, but humans are incredibly powerful in their own right...
[He shrugs]
There's something satisfying about watching someone shift into denial while they're bleeding out in front of you. Schadenfreude and all that; I don't believe in karma as an innate force, but humans are incredibly powerful in their own right...
Hey, someone has to get rid of the rattata around here.
We can't have leaks.
We can't have leaks.
[He glances at the knife in Proton's hand, then back up at his superior.]
With all due respect, I think you know.
With all due respect, I think you know.
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I get it.
[He shrugs]
There's something satisfying about watching someone shift into denial while they're bleeding out in front of you. Schadenfreude and all that; I don't believe in karma as an innate force, but humans are incredibly powerful in their own right...
[He shrugs]
There's something satisfying about watching someone shift into denial while they're bleeding out in front of you. Schadenfreude and all that; I don't believe in karma as an innate force, but humans are incredibly powerful in their own right...
...What do you need that much caffeine for?
Or is that strictly need-to-know business.
[Do they even want to know?]
Or is that strictly need-to-know business.
[Do they even want to know?]
Need caffeine.
Decaf, I hope...
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
...What do you need that much caffeine for?
Or is that strictly need-to-know business.
[Do they even want to know?]
Or is that strictly need-to-know business.
[Do they even want to know?]
[The prospect sends them into such a severe catatonic shock that they can't presently speak. Will get back to her later on that one.]
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 PM
[The prospect sends them into such a severe catatonic shock that they can't presently speak. Will get back to her later on that one.]
Had to explain the concept of a binary search to Attila today
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Had to explain the concept of a binary search to Attila today
Decaf, I hope...
I need five more cups of coffee.
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Decaf, I hope...
[He glances at the knife in Proton's hand, then back up at his superior.]
With all due respect, I think you know.
With all due respect, I think you know.
What is that supposed to mean?
...I would say "gossip" but you have a tendency to make such rumours unnecessary to begin with.
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 AM
[He glances at the knife in Proton's hand, then back up at his superior.]
With all due respect, I think you know.
With all due respect, I think you know.
...I would say "gossip" but you have a tendency to make such rumours unnecessary to begin with.
Why do you people always assume it's me?
[Ignore the bloody knife in his hand.]
[Ignore the bloody knife in his hand.]
It is almost 1:00 am and someone down the hall from me just screamed as if they'd been stabbed.
@proton.kills.men What have you been up to?
@proton.kills.men What have you been up to?
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 AM
...I would say "gossip" but you have a tendency to make such rumours unnecessary to begin with.