Silver Desolation of Nog Cuellar III
@silvercuellar3.bsky.social
The fourth Property Brother.
Got my kids 38 dolls for Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Got my kids 38 dolls for Christmas.
Swag from Production Vendors? In this economy?
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Swag from Production Vendors? In this economy?
About to get my eyes dilated. On the bright side, I won't be able to read the bill at the Ophthalmologist.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
About to get my eyes dilated. On the bright side, I won't be able to read the bill at the Ophthalmologist.
Was just offered tickets to the Potato Expo 2026. Guess I'm no longer a small fry.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Was just offered tickets to the Potato Expo 2026. Guess I'm no longer a small fry.
'Membah that song Makeba? That shit was bigger than Livin' La Vida Loca.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
'Membah that song Makeba? That shit was bigger than Livin' La Vida Loca.
Doesn't stealing an oil tanker violate FIFA Peace Prize protocols?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Doesn't stealing an oil tanker violate FIFA Peace Prize protocols?
Bought cookies that looked delicious but turned out to taste just like fruitcake. A transgression so grand, it's enough to be a super villain origin story.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bought cookies that looked delicious but turned out to taste just like fruitcake. A transgression so grand, it's enough to be a super villain origin story.
Bring me the head of the copywriter behind the State Farm Meghan Trainor ad.
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bring me the head of the copywriter behind the State Farm Meghan Trainor ad.
Pantone so white.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pantone so white.
Tarantino Dano is the new Kendrick Drake.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tarantino Dano is the new Kendrick Drake.
I would hope of all German discount grocers, Lidl would be the authority on $1 bratwurst.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would hope of all German discount grocers, Lidl would be the authority on $1 bratwurst.
Hogwarts so white.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hogwarts so white.
Goodbye to A&M. 🤘🏻
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Goodbye to A&M. 🤘🏻
We don't know The Proclaimers aren't the Weasley twins.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We don't know The Proclaimers aren't the Weasley twins.
The guy from Scanners looks like Topher Grace.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The guy from Scanners looks like Topher Grace.
Why are movies failing at the box office? Because it costs $80 for a family of five for a friggin' matineé and popcorn. Movie VS groceries, groceries wins.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Why are movies failing at the box office? Because it costs $80 for a family of five for a friggin' matineé and popcorn. Movie VS groceries, groceries wins.
Sneezing out finely masticated bits of spam and eggs onto a computer monitor. Fine way to start the morning.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sneezing out finely masticated bits of spam and eggs onto a computer monitor. Fine way to start the morning.
Is Pluribus supposed to be corny? Something about the film not having a more cinematic frame rate, the wide fixed camera angles, or the coloring being too made for TV adds no suspenders to my disbelief. Still enjoying the premise enough. Feels like a large scale bottle episode as a series though.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is Pluribus supposed to be corny? Something about the film not having a more cinematic frame rate, the wide fixed camera angles, or the coloring being too made for TV adds no suspenders to my disbelief. Still enjoying the premise enough. Feels like a large scale bottle episode as a series though.
I once almost hired someone because they knew Micheal Flatley from Riverdance.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I once almost hired someone because they knew Micheal Flatley from Riverdance.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN (Epstein Files)
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
RELEASE THE KRAKEN (Epstein Files)
They don't tell you in ad school how many conversations you'll have as a CD with your team about Gerard DePardieu.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
They don't tell you in ad school how many conversations you'll have as a CD with your team about Gerard DePardieu.
SAMMICH KOUFAX LIBERATED
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
SAMMICH KOUFAX LIBERATED
I slept great last night knowing terrible people didn't.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I slept great last night knowing terrible people didn't.
Wrote-In Zoran Mamdani for the Roswell Mayoral race.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wrote-In Zoran Mamdani for the Roswell Mayoral race.
TACO
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
TACO