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silver
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in my next life i’ll be a bass player.

designer & tired person. left twitter early, have missed you all a lot.
OH WELL you know what you shouldn’t have done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A bucket needs kicking
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He’s so dapper!
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Counterpoint: YES YOU FUCKING CAN, BECAUSE YES HE FUCKING IS

*CLYDE*
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
He could have just stopped typing after the first 3 words tbh
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Why won’t the cholesterol come in clutch?!

IT’S TIME, CHOLESTEROL. DO YOUR THANG.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Excellent, let’s fucking goooo
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Everything he listed has *always* been garbage. He’s just too scared to go where the good pizza is.
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“Please do not throw hands at me.”
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The far right way.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Love that jam! (Also those tiny jars are the cutest.)
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It doesn’t matter, it’s plastic
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“On the contrary, I WANT to embarrass your guest, you fuckin ghoul”
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.

I mean, I do. But still.

How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
She’s not your subordinate, piggy.

NONE OF US ARE.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
And I mean *both* sets of equipment — don’t split them up to learn only about their own
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Maybe I’m extending too much grace here, I just think it would be worth a shot to educate everyone as early as possible about the *extremely* unsexy maintenance of the equipment & worst case scenario info re: what can go wrong if you don’t do it.

Establish that reality before they see porn.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yeah I get that, but THAT’S INSANE, is my point, and nobody who has even a basic understanding of what a pelvic exam consists of can possibly think it’s in ANY way sexy or fun for either party.
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
EVERYONE should say “Quiet, piggy” to him!

EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME.
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
He’s seriously equating entertainment with *clinical examination*??

It seems like a portion of this ignorant woman-hating nonsense could be headed off with basic reproductive health education in junior high, couldn’t it?
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thank you for this, I want him to hear nothing but this & endless snorts whenever he’s in public
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I don’t want to hear about norms, I don’t want to hear about looking forward not back, I don’t want to hear about “bipartisanship”

I want the filibuster gone, the court packed, new states, and a top to bottom cleaning of the federal government that ends with a lot of people in jail
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM