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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 In my Cat Era
@silvensolandri.bsky.social
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Forest spirit in a human suit | Maker of bad jokes | Giver of headpats | Occasional fumo poster | Words are hard

Halp I'm no good at social media

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/silvensolandri
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Evil Digitan be like: Horse girls are mid, actually, and I like touching grass.
A screenshot of the game Umamusume: Pretty Derby. It shows the stats and skills of an unusual build for the character Agnes Digital where she has five offensive debuff skills.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Not a braincell in sight.
A screenshot of a conversation from the game Umamusume: Pretty Derby betwen Bakushin and Haru Urara, both known for having high energy but low intelligence. Bakushin asks Haru about love. Haru tells her that there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they're not near an ocean, so try the nearby pond. Bakushin hurries to the pond and starts fishing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Don't mind me, just sharing this flippin' sweet tarot card, wonderfully-illustrated by @mahoyoma.bsky.social !
This is an illustration of an antlered man in a dark forest, wearing medieval-style clothing. A crow is perched on his hand. Text at the bottom reads "The Forest Spirit."
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Alas, half an hour has passed
A picture of a paved walking path through the a line of autumn trees. Text in the center of the image states: "it's octover." This is a meme combining the phrase "it's over" with some other word. In this case, what's "over" is both October and Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Me when I'm playing a spooky game during the spooky month and something spooky happens

(Thank you for the commission on vgen, @soyabirb.bsky.social!)
A silly, skrunkly, chibi drawing of Silven Solandri, a vtuber with antlers, crying.
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I recently received this wonderful skeb-like vgen commission from @xiahouanhua.bsky.social! Isn't this just a great artstyle?
A romanticized shoulders-up portrait of a young man with antlers while red flower petals fall around him. The character being depicted is Silven Solandri, a small vtuber.
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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What it's like to reach out to an artist you haven't talked to before
This picture is an edit of the "Casually approach child" meme, which depicts a skeleton making a silly walk toward a kid. "Child" has been replaced with "artist" so the text reads "Casually approach artist." The original, pre-meme image was a tongue-in-cheek yet over-the-top set of instructions on how to encourage your child by giving them a pat on the back.
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Rolling around in the mud is too blasé for our gal Golshi
A screenshot from the game Umamusume: Pretty Derby depicting anime horse girl Gold Ship and some text from an interview. She's asked: "What was the hardest part of training for you?" Her answer: "When I got the bright idea to cover myself in cement from the neck down, I made my peace with the world."
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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What it's like in Umamusume's current PvP event. At least Golshi is sometimes coming in clutch!
A meme depicting the anime horse girl character Haru Uraru from the game Umamusume. She looks scared as she explains the horrors going on in the race. Full text: "Shit man, this Arima Kinen is fucked. I just saw an uma clap her hands together and say Mystifying Murmer or some similar shit, and every one around her became Rushed, ran out of Stamina, and became glue. The camera didn't even go into her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is procing Super-Duper Stoked and level 1 Extra Tank. I think I just heard Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might two positions over. I gotta get the fuck outta here."
August 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A meme image with Squidward from the SpongeBob Squarepants animated TV series. In the first panel he's excitedly putting out a lounge chair, with the caption, "Finding a great meme and downloading it." In the second panel he's disappointed and carrying the lounge chair back into the house, with the caption, ".webp."
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Now that I have my vtuber ref sheet, I'm looking through VGen for more potential future acquisitions. However, I have a limited budget and I'm prone to silliness...
This is a meme of a comic book guy sweating as he considers pressing one of two buttons. The first button reads "Serious art & illustrations." The second button reads "Silly meme models."
May 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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What's this? Why, thanks to @doggozilla.bsky.social it's a reference sheet featuring yours truly!
A character reference sheet for the vtuber Silven Solandri, a forest guardian spirit "borrowing" a human body. It depicts Silven from the front and behind in two different outfits. One outfit is a semi-modern with a fantasy flair, with some bone jewelry. The other outfit is more fantasy in theme with a kilt and cape over one shoulder. There are also three closeups of his head. In one he's wearing a mask made of tree bark. In the other two he's excited or smugly grinning.
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Why her boots so big?
The subject is a small fumo style stuffed plushie of Youmu Konpaku, a character from the video game series Touhou Project. She has been placed on top of two knee-high boots so it looks like she's wearing boots larger than she is.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I love Linux gaming
A screenshot from a computer hardware monitoring program, showing VRChat.exe's stats. It is reporting CPU usage at 359%.
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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My goals are inscrutable.
A picture of a 75% mechanical keyboard. The key caps are white with a cherry blossom motif. The layout of the keyboard is unusual even for a mechanical keyboard. Instead of the standard QWERTY layout, the letters follow the Colemak-CAW layout. Several keys such as Home and End have flowers instead of the normal keycap legend. The F and J key caps have been replaced with cherry blossom flower keycaps. Also, the tilde and escape keycaps have been swapped.
February 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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The image shows the results from a simple "Character Headcanon Generator," all displayed using text. Silven's results were: "Silven Solandri would succumb to the fog."
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This is all the prep I'm putting into Valentine's Day tomorrow
An image macro meme. It has white text over an image. The image is of a fluffy white cat standing in a field of green grass and purple flowers. The cat looks happy and content. The text reads: "flirting telepathically today so if you start giggling out of nowhere that was me."
February 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I swear I meant to respond to the text, I'm just not good at it iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
A results page from the personality quiz linked in the Bluesky Post. The result is "Sheep," with a scrunkly drawing of a very fluffy sheep. There is a lot of text on the image. Immediately under "Sheep" is a quote: "The gentle nurturer - Soft, sweet, invested in creating a meaningful connection." Six attributes surround the image of the sheep: "Optimistic, delayed reactions, smile smile smileeee, super cuddly, doing chores to unwind, approachable." Then there are three quotes. "You make my heart do that fluttery thing. Please take responsibility" and "Can I hug you? No reason. Just because." and "I know I say I love you a lot, but that's because I mean it. Every single time." Followed by four characteristics: "Good at listening and giving compliments. Gentle voice." and "Will snuggle up to you, then pouts when you move." and "Accidentally left you on read. Typed, deleted, blushed, repeated." and "Warning: They may not be as innocent as they seem." This is followed by three possible animal matches and a short description of each. Hamster: "Loud X Quiet." Hedgehog: "Low-key in love." Capybara: "Married old couple energy." The bottom of the page has the image's credits: Love Pawsona copyright 2025 I-seeWJ
February 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Time to blast some baja #fumofriday
A picture of a plushy and a drink can on a black velvet background. The plushy is a fumo style plush of the character Reiuji Utsuho, also called Okuu, from the Touhou Project series of games. She is a hell raven youkai, a type of mythological Japanese creature, with power over nuclear fusion because she ate a sun god. She's also a birdbrain, great combo. The drink is a can of Hard Mountain Dew Baja Blast, an alcoholic malt beverage that contains no caffeine so it's actually fake Mountain Dew but that's not why we're drinking it.
February 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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A small screenshot of a word processing program. Spellchecker has marked "I've" as incorrect and suggests "me've" as the replacement.
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I haven't finalized my vtuber design yet. The antlers, in particular, as I don't know which style I want to commit to.

These four styles are the ones I like the best. Anybody have any preferences or suggestions?
Four different sketches of deer antlers, brown upon a white background.
February 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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"How did the stream go last night?"
A screenshot of a livestream. The streamer is a virtual avatar, or vtuber, in this case a black cat. They are depicted sitting inside a pixel-art race kart and are crying. Behind them is a still shot of the game they were playing live on stream, Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart. Their character is spinning out of control in an inescapable pit. Also, the character the vtuber is playing in the game is the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie. Overall, it is a very silly image.
February 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I picked up this pickle ketchup half as a joke but I'm finding myself reaching for it instead of normal ketchup almost every time.

I don't know what this says about me as a person.
A picture of a plushy and a bottle of ketchup next to each other on a bed. The plushy is a fumo version of Orin, a catgirl from the Touhou series. The bottle of ketchup is Heinz pickle flavored ketchup
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Looks like Kronk found my lost ID card
A meme image depicting Kronk, a character from the animated movie "The Emperor's New Groove." He is holding up an obviously fake, low-effort ID card. The ID card has a picture of Silven Solandri, a vtuber, in his chibi squibby form. Text on the fake ID gives Silven's name, gives his occupation as "Silly little guy," his age as "indeterminate," and gender as "eh, whatever."
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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@rossanandelag.bsky.social turned me into a brat to join the Brat Army!
A skrunkly little fella. A "hmph brat" chibi version of Silven, a vtuber with antlers, feathers in their hair, and a nature-inspired fashion style. The character is making an overly-serious angry face but is standing in a silly pose.
January 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM