Green grandpa
@sillyscoundrel.bsky.social
He is green for a very special reason
Green Logan Paul action figure
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Green Logan Paul action figure
I am green toy Freddy
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I am green toy Freddy
dr phil grabbed me by the throat and slammed me into the ground
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
dr phil grabbed me by the throat and slammed me into the ground
taking my 2 liter of dr pepper with me into walmart
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
taking my 2 liter of dr pepper with me into walmart
buying a tiny massage chair for my funko pops
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
buying a tiny massage chair for my funko pops
Get a green look at this guy
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Get a green look at this guy
white people be like does this go in the fridge or the cabinet
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
white people be like does this go in the fridge or the cabinet
gluing a funko pop head onto an amiibo’s body
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
gluing a funko pop head onto an amiibo’s body
@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social how dare you
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social how dare you
slapping my belly like a seal at gamestop
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
slapping my belly like a seal at gamestop
please trust me bro john pork is real bro he’s real and he’s coming for us
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
please trust me bro john pork is real bro he’s real and he’s coming for us
playing with my tech deck on the buffet counter at Golden Corral
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
playing with my tech deck on the buffet counter at Golden Corral
asking my uber driver if he’s ever been to legoland
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
asking my uber driver if he’s ever been to legoland
Watching the matrix over and over again until my nose bleeds
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching the matrix over and over again until my nose bleeds
you have diddy blud syndrome and i’m afraid theres no cure bro
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
you have diddy blud syndrome and i’m afraid theres no cure bro
losing my balance on my hoverboard and crashing into a stroller
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
losing my balance on my hoverboard and crashing into a stroller
Stole your crews shit
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Stole your crews shit
“my papaw worked in the chud factory until he was 62”
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“my papaw worked in the chud factory until he was 62”
taking one sip of ksi flavored prime and instantly losing the use of my legs
#paperpalSmike #purplePomni
#paperpalSmike #purplePomni
October 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
taking one sip of ksi flavored prime and instantly losing the use of my legs
#paperpalSmike #purplePomni
#paperpalSmike #purplePomni
white people be like you know that tattoo is permanent right
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
white people be like you know that tattoo is permanent right
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
they classified me as a disturbed individual at auto zone
#iamgreengranpa
#iamgreengranpa
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
they classified me as a disturbed individual at auto zone
#iamgreengranpa
#iamgreengranpa