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SillyPlum
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Send me pictures of capybaras

33 | He/Him | Demisexual | LGBTQ+
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Things that I like to hyperfixate on:

⭐ Stardew Valley
⭐ Overwatch
⭐ Pokemon
⭐ Haikyuu
⭐ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
⭐ Persona
⭐ Hollow Knight
⭐ Night in the Woods
⭐ Undertale
⭐ Pictures of capybaras
⭐ Real capybaras

Probably more I'm forgetting.

#promosky
*at the pearly gates*

God: Show me something about your time on Earth that meant something personal to you.

*opens phone and City Escape begins playing*

Audio: Sonic. The Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up-"
August 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just browsed Reddit for a bit and got an ad that told me to try gambling in a mobile game instead of selling feet pics and now I’m wondering if theres mobile game devs out there losing sleep at night because of people selling feet pics to the degree they feel the need to advertise on Reddit about it
June 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If there's a Jason Momoa hate club out there somewhere then they're eating good with the Minecraft movie. All he does is get absolutely destroyed physically and emotionally the entire movie.
April 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Going to the BATHROOM at 3 AM because you accidentally consumed GLUTEN to trigger your CELIAC DISEASE (GONE WRONG)
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Why does buying Nintendo consoles and games now require me to sell my home and take out a loan
April 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hi guys tomodachi life 2 is coming I will only exist in the real world for the next year then I shall depart to live in tomodachi life for the rest of my life thank you for understanding
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
good morning everyone the new Discord UI update is ass
March 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
March 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
PTCGP, this is the 7th week in a row you've buffed water decks in class
March 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Your early 30s means when you sleep anywhere except your own bed you wake up and your shoulders are so stiff you wonder if you dislocated them in your sleep.
February 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Everyone who says "Yes?" in response to you saying "Oh my god" is just actually a narcissist in disguise and I have no idea why they think that joke doesn't just immediately out them as such.
February 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hey mutuals just wanted to say thanks for continuing to post about your weird hyperfixations all hours of the day so when i forget to log in here for days at a time i come back to endless content to read that tickles me right in my autism
January 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Everyone out here freaking out about the Switch 2 and I'm online shopping looking at wormlights for the original Game Boy. I don't own an original Game Boy.
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
*wakes up from week long covid induced hibernation*

Hooray now I can return to life before this happened.

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Oh god.
January 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dying and gaining entry to hell and satan immediately sends you to the bottom level where all you do is select Pokemon TCG Pocket wonder picks that has 4/5 cards you want but you will only ever get the one you didn't want.
December 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Returning to Bluesky after a few days (a nice warm hug) vs returning to Twitter after a few days (Getting kicked in your no no zone)
December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I loved the new Sonic movie. My favorite part was the new Minecraft trailer that played before and the guy sitting behind me groaned in anguish in the first 5 seconds and said "oh god why" as soon as Jack Black showed up.
December 20, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Will Mufasa finally be the one to convince Disney that we're all sick of live action remakes/versions of classic animated films that are significantly worse than the original and barely anyone talks about after a few weeks after release while the animated classics are still beloved for decades? No.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Doordash is so funny no other job can I get paid like 7 dollars an hour to deliver someone taco bell they ordered while drunk out of their mind. Then have them request me to hand the order directly to them and have them ask me where I bought my Kirby shirt because they wanted one.
December 19, 2024 at 12:08 AM
No one told me growing up and no longer being a Toys R Us Kid would be this fucking rough.
December 15, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Geoff Keighley strikes me as the kind of guy who made his friends use the shitty third party controller when they played video games with him as a child.
December 13, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Fs in the chat when this fucking card drops and Misty continues her unchecked rampage on TCG Pocket
December 12, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Hey butterfly app just wanted to update I have now married the disgusting monster and now he sits in my house all day contributing nothing like all the other marriage candidates.
Someone made a stardew valley mod where you can date and marry a disgusting monster from the sewers and have to earn the approval of his strict monster family as a lowly human and i know how i'll be spending the remainder of the week
December 11, 2024 at 1:33 PM
No I am afraid I cannot go out with you this evening I am in my 30s I simply do not have time for your frivolities *resumes YouTube documentary on Dan Schneider or boogie2988*
December 11, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Someone made a stardew valley mod where you can date and marry a disgusting monster from the sewers and have to earn the approval of his strict monster family as a lowly human and i know how i'll be spending the remainder of the week
December 9, 2024 at 9:01 PM