Yeah I love em dashes. AI is the imposter here, not us.

Cleaning supply cosplay looks reeeeeeeeal good on you 🧹

Don’t you mean shemorrhoid #womensherstorymonth

I was so bummed out—in line at 7:15, didn’t get let in until 8:15. Then the sound was horrible in the 200s (seats we got in first ten mins of sale that were so expensive) so we could only understand about half of everything. Missed out on so many jokes. Ticketmaster and MSG screwed us out of so much

Ughhh he is such a dingleberry on a dog's butt hair

I wanted to be Jack Kelly so bad.