My very cool girlfriend has made me a flag to reclaim the longsword lesbian term. Now, it actually includes a longsword instead of whatever the fuck fake poser sword the terfs used.

Get bent losers.

Blessed with the fact that all cats love me, cursed with the fact that im allergic...

I thought she was scared of this mechanical mouse, but she just started smacking the shit out of it

On a skitrip with some extended family, and they brought their cat Mynte

Who the fuck put global surveillance shirts in my local thriftshop???

A pic of yourself that u love

I am not even joking my god

She just said bwehh and looked at me like this

Do NOT try mind control on me. It WILL fail

In the passage straight up jorcking it, and by it, well let's just say...