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Silly Tabletop Quotes
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Just funny and/or weird out-of-context things said during tabletop RPG nights (D&D, Pathfinder, Monster of the Week, etc.)
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"What did you say to the dicks?"

"Are you sure you wish to experience ego death at this moment?"

#dnd #ttrpg
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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DM: You put on the amulet and your eyes go white. An ancient formless being speaks to you in a language you should not understand, but yet you do: "DO YOU SEEK POWER?"

T-Bone: Naw man, I just thought the necklace looked cool.

#dnd #ttrpg
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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"I do have a bottle of distilled angel's blood - Don't ask me where I got it."

"Probably from a distilled angel."

#dnd #ttrpg
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"He's an architecturally important boss, the tower starts to crumble without his load-bearing heartbeat."

#dnd #ttrpg
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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"18 plus 13 plus 6... 19 damage. You heard what I said, don't listen to it. 19 damage."

#dnd #ttrpg
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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"... Like flaming queso out of your butt."

GM (sarcasm): "Thank you for that... creative description."

"You're welcome, D&D is a game that rewards creativity."

#ttrpg #dnd
September 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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"Upside of fighting a 20-foot tall demon lord: we're all at nut shot height."

#dnd #ttrpg
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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"I'm so glad that we have all this, thanks to cheese farts and a man who was beat to death."

#dnd #ttrpg
August 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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"I don't think Hallmark makes cards for that... 'Oops we killed your parents, wanna be best friends? Oh hey, you're trans? We support you!'"

#dnd #ttrpg
August 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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"I solved the raging cyborg monkey puzzle!"

#dnd #ttrpg
August 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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*using a creature as an improvised thrown weapon* "How much damage does a Kronenberg do?"

"A lot, but it's all emotional."

#dnd #ttrpg
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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"Well, I was looking forward to seeing the secret room but it sounds like it's an underwear dungeon that I don't want to go to..."

#dnd #ttrpg
August 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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*entire party chanting* Meat toboggan! Meat toboggan! Meat toboggan!

#dnd #ttrpg
July 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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"If I have a choice between a dick and three balls and anything else that's not a dick and three balls, I'll take whatever's not it... Unless it's a swastika of course."

#dnd #ttrpg
June 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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"Listen, it's all fun and games until someone's mom gets exploded."

#dnd #ttrpg
May 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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"Are we really going to TPK from pun damage?"

#dnd #ttrpg
May 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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"Oh, you said 'not second wind', for some reason I heard 'nutsacks in the wind'."

"No I'm saving that for the end of the combat."

#dnd #ttrpg
May 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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"I create the orifices where I need them to be."

"Be the orifice you wish to see in the world."

#dnd #ttrpg
May 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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"Pepaw in the streets, pepaw in the sheets."

"Pepaw fucks."

#dnd #ttrpg
May 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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"A goblin corpse is probably bigger than a one and a half foot cube."

"I dunno, depends on how it died."

#dnd #ttrpg
May 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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"Do you have a spell that can heal ennui damage?"

#dnd #ttrpg
May 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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"Don't scare me like that!!"

*deep creepy voice* "What would you like me to scare you like then?"

#dnd #ttrpg
May 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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*handing out character sheets* "Whose random page of blank paper with notes on it is this?"

*takes page and reads* "Centaur field pee pants video...?"

*quickly snatching page* "Oh, that's mine!"

#dnd #ttrpg
May 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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"Aasimar are just tieflings for kids that went to youth group."

#dnd #ttrpg
April 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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"We're getting to that age where we have to make a skill check to get out of bed. Make a dex check! ... No wait, make a will save!"

#dnd #ttrpg
April 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM