Dean
@sillydean.bsky.social
Just being silly. (Sometimes silliness leads to nakedness. You have been warned! 😈) Happy to chat and make new friends! DMs welcome.
Update: finally made it home! The eagle has landed!
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
December 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Update: finally made it home! The eagle has landed!
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
Before leaving the airport, I went to pick up a suitcase from baggage claim, but the luggage bags seemed outnumbered by large white boxes of donated human tissues. Christmas came late for patients and maybe some cannibals in the area, I guess 😋
Ah well. Time to sleep easy. Goodnight, Pentagons.
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ah well. Time to sleep easy. Goodnight, Pentagons.
Only a couple hours to go at the airport until I get to find out if the eagle will take flight today. Here's hoping 🤞
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Only a couple hours to go at the airport until I get to find out if the eagle will take flight today. Here's hoping 🤞
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
Meanwhile, I need help staying awake. Send helps! 😋
Well fuck me from all angles. I boarded my flight out earlier this evening only for freezing rain to prevent take off. Rebooked for tomorrow, and now I have a hotel bed to desanctify. Send help/nudes/whatevs. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well fuck me from all angles. I boarded my flight out earlier this evening only for freezing rain to prevent take off. Rebooked for tomorrow, and now I have a hotel bed to desanctify. Send help/nudes/whatevs. 🤣
Indeed. 😊 Just trying to be cozy and lazy while it snows outside
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Indeed. 😊 Just trying to be cozy and lazy while it snows outside
Another family Christmas without loss of life or limb. Doggo's worn out from barking at the strange relatives, kitty's had too much catnip and is napping, and I'm just here, voting presents.
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Another family Christmas without loss of life or limb. Doggo's worn out from barking at the strange relatives, kitty's had too much catnip and is napping, and I'm just here, voting presents.
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
Hope you are all having a wonderfully festive Thursday! 😊
I guess this coffeeshop didn't put away its Halloween decorations yet. Though, in fairness, isn't every day Halloween these days?
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I guess this coffeeshop didn't put away its Halloween decorations yet. Though, in fairness, isn't every day Halloween these days?
Ah, wasted no time with your Hohoho'ing this season, I see 😋
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ah, wasted no time with your Hohoho'ing this season, I see 😋
Feeling relaxed this evening 😊
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Feeling relaxed this evening 😊
I've been going through a lot these past few weeks and haven't had much nakie time lately, so I gotta change that tonight 😋 May require cuddles too 🤣 Hope you've all been well!
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I've been going through a lot these past few weeks and haven't had much nakie time lately, so I gotta change that tonight 😋 May require cuddles too 🤣 Hope you've all been well!
Hope not to disappoint, but I'm alive! 😊 Been pretty exhausted lately, navigating palace intrigue and so on. But somehow I'm still doing well under the circumstances.
Could still use a haircut though
Could still use a haircut though
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hope not to disappoint, but I'm alive! 😊 Been pretty exhausted lately, navigating palace intrigue and so on. But somehow I'm still doing well under the circumstances.
Could still use a haircut though
Could still use a haircut though
Those of you who post nudes with face: What motivates you?
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
June 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Those of you who post nudes with face: What motivates you?
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
For me, I find nudity to be grounding and it keeps me from taking life and its goings-on too seriously. When I go too long without some nakie time, I feel it.
Why do I share this with others though? I dunno, the imp of the perverse maybe 😋
Things I didn't know I didn't need #5738: the Gray Lady reporting the latest on Trump's gyrating posture. I need something strong to help me forget this one...
June 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Things I didn't know I didn't need #5738: the Gray Lady reporting the latest on Trump's gyrating posture. I need something strong to help me forget this one...
Good morning! Hope your week starts off well! 😋
June 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good morning! Hope your week starts off well! 😋
I'm ready for the weeke--er, it's almost over already? Fuck me...
June 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm ready for the weeke--er, it's almost over already? Fuck me...
Almost the weekend, we can do this... 😋
May 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Almost the weekend, we can do this... 😋
Happy Hump Day, y'all! 😋
May 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy Hump Day, y'all! 😋
Keeping dry while it monsoons outside. April showers bring May growers, I hear, though I may have heard that wrong 😋
April 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Keeping dry while it monsoons outside. April showers bring May growers, I hear, though I may have heard that wrong 😋
Being a lazy bum tonight too...
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Being a lazy bum tonight too...
Today, this week has felt unusually tiring for me... So glad the weekend's finally here! 😋 (Also I might need a haircut... 🤐)
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Today, this week has felt unusually tiring for me... So glad the weekend's finally here! 😋 (Also I might need a haircut... 🤐)
It's been a while since I observed FCF
April 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's been a while since I observed FCF
I feel like I've been in overdrive mode for several weeks now, and now I could use a cuddle puddle 😋
April 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I feel like I've been in overdrive mode for several weeks now, and now I could use a cuddle puddle 😋
Good evening! Been away from the discourse for some time now... What mischief have we been up to? 😋
March 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Good evening! Been away from the discourse for some time now... What mischief have we been up to? 😋