Silly Lauren :)
@silly-lauren.bsky.social
I did comedy for a while and then I fell into a well
I'm in Montréal (probably)
I'm in Montréal (probably)
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Silly Lauren :)
@silly-lauren.bsky.social
· Jan 23
A handful of coked out billionaires believe they will colonize space. I believe there is a giant inter-dimensional space whale who will inhale them like krill and just keep swimming.
Mastering the art of ASMR for a TikTok sketch
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Mastering the art of ASMR for a TikTok sketch
Maybe fascism will make me Catholic again, because I need to believe these fucks will rot in Hell
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Maybe fascism will make me Catholic again, because I need to believe these fucks will rot in Hell
New pronouns for non-binary casserole enthusiasts
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
New pronouns for non-binary casserole enthusiasts
My apartment may be really hot in the summer but she makes up for it by being really cold in the winter
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My apartment may be really hot in the summer but she makes up for it by being really cold in the winter
AI Rendering of a Lady on Fire
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
AI Rendering of a Lady on Fire
Wearing my Diva cup during foreplay, as if to collect rainwater in a tiny bucket
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Wearing my Diva cup during foreplay, as if to collect rainwater in a tiny bucket
Tommy Douglas could hit it raw, any hole
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Tommy Douglas could hit it raw, any hole
Need two geckos to call Brock and Ollie
(broccoli, but nobody gets it until I tell them)
(broccoli, but nobody gets it until I tell them)
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Need two geckos to call Brock and Ollie
(broccoli, but nobody gets it until I tell them)
(broccoli, but nobody gets it until I tell them)
Watching Irreversible (2002) on a stationary bike to really immerse myself in the misery
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Watching Irreversible (2002) on a stationary bike to really immerse myself in the misery
I'm a beast in the broken ankles subreddit
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm a beast in the broken ankles subreddit
I find Doug Ford charming in a way that feels like Stockholm syndrome
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I find Doug Ford charming in a way that feels like Stockholm syndrome
Quitting comedy because I re-read this poster my mom gave me 5 years ago:
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Quitting comedy because I re-read this poster my mom gave me 5 years ago:
No one chews gum harder than a baseball coach
October 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
No one chews gum harder than a baseball coach
I hope Mark Carney comes to the Nine Inch Nails concert in Montréal 🤞
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I hope Mark Carney comes to the Nine Inch Nails concert in Montréal 🤞
George Michael "I Want Your Sex" (1987) non-monogamy redux, "I Want Your Ex"
October 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
George Michael "I Want Your Sex" (1987) non-monogamy redux, "I Want Your Ex"
Maybe I'm meant to be weird and big-titted in a small town
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Maybe I'm meant to be weird and big-titted in a small town
A Master's degree will fix this
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A Master's degree will fix this
Radical acceptance (being unfunny and saving for a downpayment, my destiny)
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Radical acceptance (being unfunny and saving for a downpayment, my destiny)
Strictly Nine Inch Nails and George Michael playlist at my wedding
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Strictly Nine Inch Nails and George Michael playlist at my wedding
Y'all ready for this? (Psychoanalysis)
September 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Y'all ready for this? (Psychoanalysis)
The only ethical consumption under streaming is Tubi
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The only ethical consumption under streaming is Tubi
My Achilles heel in cooking is that I have low standards for what I'll put in my mouth
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My Achilles heel in cooking is that I have low standards for what I'll put in my mouth
Underrated part of having a cat is the companionship while you poop
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Underrated part of having a cat is the companionship while you poop
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This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This future sucks
Working on myself by being unfunny and hunkered down in the unfinished basement of my mind palace
August 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Working on myself by being unfunny and hunkered down in the unfinished basement of my mind palace