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Apparently everyone should be twiddling their thumbs like they are. So proud of Al Green!
Vote these MFs out!

WHO?!? Who asks that? No one cares how many people they dated. They are literally the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS over and over!

So tired of show runners not knowing their audience. If I ask about your fairytale, written-in-the-stars love, the LAST thing I wanna hear about is you waffling back and forth between 4 people.
#LoveIsBlind
#MakeNetflixGreatAgain

Hold on tightly to whomever you have in your life that deals with SOX regulations at work and tell them (very gently) that Enron is back…and wants to sell them a nuclear reactor for their home.
The holding might help you with whatever fight or flight response follows.

So while we are worried about what constitutional atrocities will be announced in the next news cycle, they are having the time of their GD lives.