Wake and bake, eh?

Lentils are already kinda full of themselves. Let's not encourage them.

I read this in Ralph Wiggums voice.

Just gives ya goose bumps. Me me me ma mememe.

These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand.

As a chunky girl, I'm more of a rub my hands together and giggle from excitement.

He was such a beautiful singer. Beauty, brains, looked good in white.

Notice how no one is talking about the birth tourism industry involving white countries.

Jaws was a better movie than book.

Nothing shows an independence of thought more than saying you don't like a band because some rando said it makes you look smart to him. Like what you like, that shows an independence of thought.