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Looks like someone took it upon themselves to update the product descriptions in at least one Toronto location.

(Via Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/ontario/co... )
Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Cabarnet Merlot wine with a label saying: "USA, Cabarnet Merlot, Sad & Two Faced." Description: "This Merlot is as weak as its namesake's moral fibre. Leaves the aftertaste of anything from a modern day Tim Horton's. Pair with boiled raccoon." $8.95 Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Pinot Grigio labelled "USA. Pinot Grigio. Weak & Backstabbery." Product description: "This Pinot delights with notes of elitism and effluent. Terry Fox would not have used this swill to put out a fire. Pair with broasted raccoon." $16.95 Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Baco Noir labelled "USA. Baco Noir. Depressing & Turncoating." Product description: "This Baco's rancid berry flavour offers the hint of a garbage bag used to hold the empties of after game brews. Pair with roast raccoon." $16.95 Bottles of Wayne Gretzky Chardonnay labelled "USA. Chardonnay. Acrid & treasony." Product description: "This mediocre Ontario Chardonnay reeks of betrayal. Expect hints of moral rot, fermentedin the casks of vast wealth. Pair with barbecued raccoon." $16.95.
March 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM