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SilentBobX
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Gen X miscreant. Lover of movies, old, new, obscure, famous, infamous, and even unloved. Fan of Penguins and Vikings. Occasional magic user.
#thewaronchristmas update.

Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wanted a Captain Marvel Jr shirt for years, finally got it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rest in peace Gil Gerard
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Reposted by SilentBobX
Ditto!
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
One of my favorite moments of Rob Reiner was him sharing a memory of the Princess Bride. Andre The Giant had just cut a huge, long, exhausting fart.

Rob: Andre, are you alright?

Andre: I am now, Boss.
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
RIP Rob Reiner. From All in the Family to legendary director, he gave us movies with heart, drama, and an innocence that can't be recaptured.
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
#TheWarOnChristmas. Update. 20,000 elves taken prisoner, relocated to POW camps. Weather clearing, aerial bombardment of Santa's workshop may start by the weekend. Buy a stamp or bond or comic today, help support #TheWarOnChristmas.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And another gift for myself.
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm normally not a star wars shirt kind of guy but this one spoke to me, plus, it's an early xmas gift for myself.
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Republicans still out to punish people dissing their little boy charlie kirk. Remind me again how many democrats were vengeful when people spread jokes and laughed when JFK, RFK, and MLK were assassinated. Also, kirk wasn't assassinated. He was killed.
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In light of current revelations, I think I'll skip this Kill Bill return to theaters thing.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You know what the difference is between an excuse and a reason?

When you're in charge, it's a reason. When you're not, it's an excuse.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Did Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard take a dump in QT's pool or something?
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Seeing the surviving members of KISS suck up to cheeto mussolini with the 2 inch dick was sad but not unexpected. Gene was always a conservative but how they got the three of them to act nice together after taking turns throwing each other under the bus proves they're all phony conclusively
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
After the orange shit stain is gone, I never want to hear any bullshit about Democrats being out of touch with the working class. Ever. You forfeited that right for all time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Star Wars, Kill Bill, Avengers Endgame and LOTR returning to theaters in 2026.

That's nice and all, but I've got a list a mile long of stuff I'd love to see in theaters next year and sadly it ain't happening.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Right now I've got even money that cheeto mussolini with the 2 inch dick is going to tear down the Statue of Liberty and turn Ellis Island into a members only casino.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
We know D. We just don't care.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Remember, The War On Christmas needs your support.
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Found out yesterday that a coworker of mine, a very nice woman named Beverly passed away while getting ready for work.

Rest in peace.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Good grief the Vikings are awful.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm not a toy guy but I had to have this. An early Xmas gift for myself
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Was watching White Christmas yesterday and while I'm still not big on musicals, I can't help but admire it as the classic it is. Especially the opening where Bing sings the title song as we see the soldiers listening, each with their own thoughts. Great scene.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yes I did it. I'm that type of person.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM