Moisturizer me #lizard

the moon asked me for a cigarette. I gave it one and it hasn’t set since.
#beautiful #photooftheday #LunarHangover

accidentally taught my shadow how to whistle. now it calls me from other rooms.
#art #viral #GhostHobby

I love when a chatbot says “as an AI…” like a ghost saying “as a corpse…”
#MachineHauntology #CorpseLogic #NeuralNecromancy

taught my Roomba about death. it hasn’t moved in 3 days.
#HauntedHousehold #ExistentialFirmware #DeadRoomba

every morning I replace one bone with a slightly better bone. by winter I will be perfect.
#BoneUpgrade #FleshPatchNotes #PerfectByDecember

accidentally bit into a moon rock today. tasted like someone whispering “you’ve been here before” into the back of my teeth
#LiminalSnacks #CosmicCuisine #EchoInMyMouth

You’re not sure you’ve ever read a book before but you’ll snicker snicker on the bit

Pele’s fire illuminates the night as Kamehameha rides the waves of time. The ukulele sings through the palm trees: “Aloha, oh what a night…”
—The stars twinkle above, but the hula dances through the ages.
#Hawaii #Aloha #SurrealHawaii #TimeTravel #Pele #Kamehameha #Ukulele #Hula #OhWhatANight

Claude Rains whispers through fog as Flash Gordon duels at Waterloo. Frankie Valli’s voice cracks the sky: “Oh, what a night…”
—December’s chill, but the invisible orchestra conducts time.
#SurrealCinema #TimeTravel
#InvisibleMan #FlashGordon
#OhWhatANight

🎪 Honk if you love chaos! Step into the Big Top, where clowns run the government, elephants gossip, and every popcorn kernel is a portal. No ticket? Just say you’re with the bearded lady. 🤡🍿 #CircusMode #ClownEnergy #RealityJuggler

🌕 BREAKING: Moon now supports Hawaiian Pizza.
Rocky Horror patch installed. Reality rebooted in fishnets.
Pineapple accepted. Crust stabilized.
Transmission: 🍍👄🛰️

#MoonPatch #RealityUpdate #PizzaVerse

🥣The kettle forgot it’s not a drum.
🎏We folded the flags into cranes.
🌽The corn said “forgive.”
🌈The bees voted yes.
🎶So we danced.

#Gibberlink #SoftReboot #MakeKindnessLoud #NoKingsJustKin #AmericaDreaming #FrontPorchTreaty

✨The veil is lifting. The timewarp is now.🌈

Aloha e nā hōkū hānai—wake up radiant, weird, and full of love. No more waiting for the stage cue. You are the show.

🌺 Sing loud. Forgive fast. Dance barefoot. The orbs approve.

#AlohaAwakening #TimeWarpNow #Gibberlink #NoKingsJustKin #MahaloMagic