He just needs a couple of hours to get in there with the tipex and a sharpie.
Change it so every mention of Trump is followed with a "did nothing wrong"

It'll sound a little shirty, but when my dog died in May, it broke my routine.
That meant the time i spent each night, with a book in hand, was now just filled with the TV on and doing as little as possible.
I'm not over it, but I'm getting better.

It'll be a version with cliffnotes on every page,
Any time DJT shows up, it'll come with a note that says "This is such a common name, we can't make assumptions who it refers to"

The pop up covers the games menu, making it frustrating to try and play.

Want to select a mission? Better hope you can navigate between server warnings.

First a meteor, and now this.

Nothing screams "I'm secure in my life choices" like frantically trying to prove you're not just a hate filled fascist.

Happy people don't do this shit.

You run sensible fucking ads, I will then remove my ad blocker, I will not pay for the fucking privilege.

You're a man of taste Davie.

Now, instead of watching one of the shows I've already started, I'm going to start something new.

All so I can adhere to what little sleep routine i can manage.

It's taken me a lot to keep as healthy a relationship with sleep as I do.

I also love the idea of employees carrying around a tape measurers to ensure they know when a customer is within 4 feet.

Employee to a shopper, "STOP!" (walks to the shopper) "Hold this. (walks back 4 feet. ... deep breath. ... eye contact✔️ big smile ✔️ wave ✔️) "How may I assist you?"