The Bratty Bartender™️
@silent-i.bsky.social
Bird app refugee.
A delightful mix of sass, introspection, and questionable life choices.
Ai describes me as “imagine if your favorite barista also moonlighted as a stand-up comedian, and you’ve got the vibe”
A delightful mix of sass, introspection, and questionable life choices.
Ai describes me as “imagine if your favorite barista also moonlighted as a stand-up comedian, and you’ve got the vibe”
Men from California scare me.
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Men from California scare me.
It’s Christmas???
December 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
It’s Christmas???
THIS IS THE KIND OF MEAT I LOG ON TO SEE
December 11, 2024 at 5:45 AM
THIS IS THE KIND OF MEAT I LOG ON TO SEE
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He would fix all my problems
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
He would fix all my problems
Sorry, I’m saving my hymen for Dom Dolla
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Sorry, I’m saving my hymen for Dom Dolla
I wake and baked too hard now I’m spiraling and thinking about how as Americans we measure distance in time. Help.
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I wake and baked too hard now I’m spiraling and thinking about how as Americans we measure distance in time. Help.
Ugh, this is so gross (cause I’m actually really jealous)
December 3, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Ugh, this is so gross (cause I’m actually really jealous)
In my free time I watch Yes Theory videos and cry
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
In my free time I watch Yes Theory videos and cry
I used to be a hater but I really understand the bubble tea craze. This shit delicious.
December 1, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I used to be a hater but I really understand the bubble tea craze. This shit delicious.
I need a beach and some mushrooms
November 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I need a beach and some mushrooms
I take the role of being the token gay at work VERY seriously
November 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I take the role of being the token gay at work VERY seriously
Some of these straight men out here are one dangly earring away from getting gay married
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Some of these straight men out here are one dangly earring away from getting gay married
I drank a cannabis cola and now I’m over here asking myself what Bluesky users would be called. Clouds, it’s gotta be clouds.
Anyway, I’m real high ✌🏽
Anyway, I’m real high ✌🏽
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I drank a cannabis cola and now I’m over here asking myself what Bluesky users would be called. Clouds, it’s gotta be clouds.
Anyway, I’m real high ✌🏽
Anyway, I’m real high ✌🏽
It’s warmer in the walk-in at work than it is outside.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It’s warmer in the walk-in at work than it is outside.
Y’all remember when the transition from summer to hot fall and fall to snowy autumn was gradual?
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Y’all remember when the transition from summer to hot fall and fall to snowy autumn was gradual?
My Spotify loves the fuck out of Goodies by Dillon Francis lately
November 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
My Spotify loves the fuck out of Goodies by Dillon Francis lately
I’ve been taking ashwagandha for two months and I don’t have a 13 in penis. Tik tok lied.
November 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I’ve been taking ashwagandha for two months and I don’t have a 13 in penis. Tik tok lied.
The Above & Beyond acoustic albums STILL hit
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
The Above & Beyond acoustic albums STILL hit
Dear P!nk,
GIRL, GET DOWN! We’ve seen enough.
GIRL, GET DOWN! We’ve seen enough.
November 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Dear P!nk,
GIRL, GET DOWN! We’ve seen enough.
GIRL, GET DOWN! We’ve seen enough.
I saw 4 people I knew at the grocery store. Baby, I felt like a fuckin celebrity.
November 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I saw 4 people I knew at the grocery store. Baby, I felt like a fuckin celebrity.
Oh mama the matrix is matrix-ing on today
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Oh mama the matrix is matrix-ing on today
Once I’m ret to go baby ain’t no substance, or entity that will change my mind.
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Once I’m ret to go baby ain’t no substance, or entity that will change my mind.
Skai Jackson do have a type tho
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Skai Jackson do have a type tho
Some of y’all’s grandmas never told you to put a coat on, and it shows
November 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Some of y’all’s grandmas never told you to put a coat on, and it shows
Robert Irving the beautiful boy that you are 😍
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Robert Irving the beautiful boy that you are 😍