naomi gurner
@silencewedge.bsky.social
views are not my own. a mind cannot be independent of culture. technically these posts are partly your fault
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
EvE transferring to a WSL1 club is great news for fans of Emily van Egmond. The bad news is I don’t think you exist
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
EvE transferring to a WSL1 club is great news for fans of Emily van Egmond. The bad news is I don’t think you exist
omg. the milf mobile
August 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
omg. the milf mobile
it's insomniac's gambit day today. wish me luck
August 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it's insomniac's gambit day today. wish me luck
hey I looked into it and you can buy one of those Gravitron rides second-hand for like 90k. do youse want in on this
August 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
hey I looked into it and you can buy one of those Gravitron rides second-hand for like 90k. do youse want in on this
I’m afraid you have… reverse diabetes
August 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I’m afraid you have… reverse diabetes
Victoria Police have turned out in force and blocked the King St bridge to make sure that protestors do not ? block the King St bridge ?
August 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Victoria Police have turned out in force and blocked the King St bridge to make sure that protestors do not ? block the King St bridge ?
Anthony Albanese is absolutely useless
June 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Anthony Albanese is absolutely useless
I’m sorry but I’m not taking business advice from someone named Dick Shrapnel
May 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I’m sorry but I’m not taking business advice from someone named Dick Shrapnel
It’s shoplifting. tell your mates
May 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It’s shoplifting. tell your mates
Is Annabel Crabb wearing a hot water bottle?
May 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Is Annabel Crabb wearing a hot water bottle?
We can’t replace them. But we can recreate them in the aggregate
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We can’t replace them. But we can recreate them in the aggregate
I was followed through the park tonight by the boldest fox I’ve ever seen. It came within a couple of metres of me, I had to shoo it away several times
April 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I was followed through the park tonight by the boldest fox I’ve ever seen. It came within a couple of metres of me, I had to shoo it away several times
Nearly got hit by this cop car that was running a red light so it could park in the pedestrian crossing at flinders & elizabeth. No lights or sirens on, got out and went into 7-11
March 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Nearly got hit by this cop car that was running a red light so it could park in the pedestrian crossing at flinders & elizabeth. No lights or sirens on, got out and went into 7-11
Brisbane is not built for cyclones. I mean that literally, the cyclone building code only applies north of Hervey Bay (where K’gari is in the image). Cyclone Alfred could be pretty fucking bad
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Brisbane is not built for cyclones. I mean that literally, the cyclone building code only applies north of Hervey Bay (where K’gari is in the image). Cyclone Alfred could be pretty fucking bad
Labor have this particular kind of hypocrisy where, for example, they have to believe that landlords are mostly reasonable and benevolent. Otherwise all of Labor’s policies about renting are wrong, which they can’t be, so landlords must be reasonable. So everything’s fine, actually.
February 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Labor have this particular kind of hypocrisy where, for example, they have to believe that landlords are mostly reasonable and benevolent. Otherwise all of Labor’s policies about renting are wrong, which they can’t be, so landlords must be reasonable. So everything’s fine, actually.
literally this guy. A stone-cold left turn
January 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
literally this guy. A stone-cold left turn
Asked to get the broken ceramic soap dish in our shower fixed, landlord wanted $300 to replace it. We said no, we only want it to stop cutting us. Here’s the compromise: his nephew sanded it down to the wall
January 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Asked to get the broken ceramic soap dish in our shower fixed, landlord wanted $300 to replace it. We said no, we only want it to stop cutting us. Here’s the compromise: his nephew sanded it down to the wall
For three months the corner store near my house has been promoting this 3-litre $60(!?) cask of red wine as a good deal. Our rent’s going up isn’t it
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
For three months the corner store near my house has been promoting this 3-litre $60(!?) cask of red wine as a good deal. Our rent’s going up isn’t it