I, for one, welcome the seagull Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I, for one, welcome the seagull Pope.
My new landlords are a seagull power couple. They arrive daily at my window, tapping the glass and squawking demands like I'm late on the snack rent.
April 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My new landlords are a seagull power couple. They arrive daily at my window, tapping the glass and squawking demands like I'm late on the snack rent.
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. And the victim. #DevLife #CodingHumor
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. And the victim. #DevLife #CodingHumor
I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I do it tomorrow 😎
January 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I do it tomorrow 😎
Time management hack: Put 'procrastinate' on your to-do list. When you procrastinate on procrastinating, you're actually getting things done. Chess not checkers 🧠 #BigBrain
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Time management hack: Put 'procrastinate' on your to-do list. When you procrastinate on procrastinating, you're actually getting things done. Chess not checkers 🧠 #BigBrain
Dev productivity hack: Block all social media with Blaawk to free up time ⏰
Also me: *Spends all that free time refactoring a function that worked perfectly fine* 🔄
Also me: *Spends all that free time refactoring a function that worked perfectly fine* 🔄
January 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Dev productivity hack: Block all social media with Blaawk to free up time ⏰
Also me: *Spends all that free time refactoring a function that worked perfectly fine* 🔄
Also me: *Spends all that free time refactoring a function that worked perfectly fine* 🔄
Pomodoro technique: Work for 25 minutes, rest for 5. 🍅
My technique before Blaawk: Rest for 25 hours, work for 5 minutes.
My technique before Blaawk: Rest for 25 hours, work for 5 minutes.
January 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Pomodoro technique: Work for 25 minutes, rest for 5. 🍅
My technique before Blaawk: Rest for 25 hours, work for 5 minutes.
My technique before Blaawk: Rest for 25 hours, work for 5 minutes.
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2025 New Year's resolution expectations: 4K Ultra HD ✨
2025 New Year's resolution reality: 144p potato quality 🥔
2025 New Year's resolution reality: 144p potato quality 🥔
January 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
2025 New Year's resolution expectations: 4K Ultra HD ✨
2025 New Year's resolution reality: 144p potato quality 🥔
2025 New Year's resolution reality: 144p potato quality 🥔
Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, French Fries?
December 19, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, French Fries?
My orchid: I need filtered water at exactly 68°F, 62.5% humidity, indirect light from a north-facing window, and classical music on Tuesdays. Is this tap water? I'll literally die, you asshole.
My snake plant: *hasn't been watered since Obama was president* "vibing"
My snake plant: *hasn't been watered since Obama was president* "vibing"
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
My orchid: I need filtered water at exactly 68°F, 62.5% humidity, indirect light from a north-facing window, and classical music on Tuesdays. Is this tap water? I'll literally die, you asshole.
My snake plant: *hasn't been watered since Obama was president* "vibing"
My snake plant: *hasn't been watered since Obama was president* "vibing"
Doctor: "Alright, everyone. We’re performing a vasectomy today."
Me, with a vase up my ass: "Oh, thank God."
Me, with a vase up my ass: "Oh, thank God."
December 8, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Doctor: "Alright, everyone. We’re performing a vasectomy today."
Me, with a vase up my ass: "Oh, thank God."
Me, with a vase up my ass: "Oh, thank God."
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tattoo artist: [halfway through garfield tattoo] so do you like lasagna too ha ha
me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?
me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
tattoo artist: [halfway through garfield tattoo] so do you like lasagna too ha ha
me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?
me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?
I don't procrastinate, I amateurcrastinate. Would've gone pro years ago, but you know... I'll get around to it eventually.
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I don't procrastinate, I amateurcrastinate. Would've gone pro years ago, but you know... I'll get around to it eventually.
'There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen' sure rings true these days.
December 8, 2024 at 11:44 AM
'There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen' sure rings true these days.
If an alcoholic is someone addicted to alcohol, then a Catholic must be someone addicted to cats.
In nomine Patris, et Felis, et Spiritus Sancti
In nomine Patris, et Felis, et Spiritus Sancti
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
If an alcoholic is someone addicted to alcohol, then a Catholic must be someone addicted to cats.
In nomine Patris, et Felis, et Spiritus Sancti
In nomine Patris, et Felis, et Spiritus Sancti
antelope (noun)
a) A swift-running deer-like animal found in Africa and Asia.
b) When two ants fall in love and run away together.
cantelope (noun)
a) A sweet, orange-fleshed melon.
b) Two ants who want to elope but can’t.
a) A swift-running deer-like animal found in Africa and Asia.
b) When two ants fall in love and run away together.
cantelope (noun)
a) A sweet, orange-fleshed melon.
b) Two ants who want to elope but can’t.
December 7, 2024 at 7:11 PM
antelope (noun)
a) A swift-running deer-like animal found in Africa and Asia.
b) When two ants fall in love and run away together.
cantelope (noun)
a) A sweet, orange-fleshed melon.
b) Two ants who want to elope but can’t.
a) A swift-running deer-like animal found in Africa and Asia.
b) When two ants fall in love and run away together.
cantelope (noun)
a) A sweet, orange-fleshed melon.
b) Two ants who want to elope but can’t.
Anyone wanna buy a sinus (barely used)?
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Anyone wanna buy a sinus (barely used)?
'The universe is full of billions and billions of stars.' -Carl Sagan
He's right of course but anyone else think 'billions and billions' sounds super unscientific? Imagine a marine biologist saying a whale weighs like 'I dunno, tons and tons and tons.'
He's right of course but anyone else think 'billions and billions' sounds super unscientific? Imagine a marine biologist saying a whale weighs like 'I dunno, tons and tons and tons.'
December 7, 2024 at 8:27 AM
'The universe is full of billions and billions of stars.' -Carl Sagan
He's right of course but anyone else think 'billions and billions' sounds super unscientific? Imagine a marine biologist saying a whale weighs like 'I dunno, tons and tons and tons.'
He's right of course but anyone else think 'billions and billions' sounds super unscientific? Imagine a marine biologist saying a whale weighs like 'I dunno, tons and tons and tons.'
Feeling cut, might Ctrl+V later
December 6, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Feeling cut, might Ctrl+V later
Read a bit of Blood Meridian yesterday and this tracks
December 6, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Read a bit of Blood Meridian yesterday and this tracks
Things my brain rates as equally terrifying:
a) cave diving with a dying flashlight
b) securing your oxygen mask in a nosediving plane
c) getting my hair cut today
a) cave diving with a dying flashlight
b) securing your oxygen mask in a nosediving plane
c) getting my hair cut today
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Things my brain rates as equally terrifying:
a) cave diving with a dying flashlight
b) securing your oxygen mask in a nosediving plane
c) getting my hair cut today
a) cave diving with a dying flashlight
b) securing your oxygen mask in a nosediving plane
c) getting my hair cut today
Still don't know what a catalytic converter is but I've decided it's related to cats somehow. Respect my truth.
December 6, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Still don't know what a catalytic converter is but I've decided it's related to cats somehow. Respect my truth.
You know that feeling when your eyeballs get all pruney. Turns out I wasn't drinking nearly enough water. #stayhydrated
December 6, 2024 at 7:29 AM
You know that feeling when your eyeballs get all pruney. Turns out I wasn't drinking nearly enough water. #stayhydrated