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Silas Clockwork
@silasclockwork.bsky.social
Dog enthusiast, Uber/Lyft Driver, tabletop gamer
The Duffer Brothers have 4 times (I haven't started season 5) made us love a character, and then brutally taken them away. And we beg them for more.

#justiceforbarb #justiceforbob #justiceforalexei #justiceforeddie
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"We've investigated ourselves, and found no wrongdoing"

The core ruleset of the American governmental system
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm hopeful that in future seasons that Crit Role cast Flula in a Zemnian role on The Mighty Nein
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We know we're fucked when even MTG is against the fascist in chief
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I apparently don't spend enough time on the social Internet because I only just NOW found out one of my favorite authors ( @richardkadrey.bsky.social ) wrote a 13th and final book in one of my favorite series (Sandman Slim).
September 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Capital g god is a fairy tale, except in that fairy tale the followers are afraid of fairies.
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Unknown Number: The High School Catfish

Um, fucking shit, how does this lady think we believe a single fucking thing she says? And that poor kid STILL being duped by her. Astonishing.
September 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Little Daddy house shoes
August 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Butterly on Prime:

Decent, but using Hyundais as action vehicles was the most unrealistic part.
August 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
MBJ better have his fucking Oscar this year
August 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I really wish they would investigate and shutdown TurDS Fiber. Tired of taking to drive around or listen to their trucks and actors as they pretend to work around the city. It's a tactic to get more people to pay to be on their waiting list when no service is actually coming. It's criminal.
August 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One thing I'm pissed about climate change taking away is our big, fun storms and summer rains.
July 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You wanna whine to our landlord that your physically disabled neighbor hasn't mowed his lawn is a while? Probably should have thought that through, since that neighbor is on a different schedule than you. You went to bed at 4am, I started the mower at 4:30am. I hope you had pleasant dreams!
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No. Though, I don't have any. The only one I had was immediately removed from my family and left to live isolated away from us for the remainder of their sad life.
July 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I'm out of remarkable birthdays
July 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It is offensively stupid that people still choose to drive drunk rather than get an easy and affordable ride from Uber/Lyft.
July 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Laws are only laws if they're enforced. Otherwise they're just lip service. So ruling anything illegal that the administration or ICE is doing doesn't matter because no one will actually step in to prevent it from happening.
July 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"iT cAN't HAppeN hErE!"

Mhmm, and.... You were saying?
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
35mbps in full bars 5G UW is embarrassing for you, @verizonofficial.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Hilarious to me that they've gotten to the S10 and Samsung still hasn't found a way to actually incorporate a place for their S Pen on the tablets
June 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Toyota, stop trying to make the Venza happen, you already have an SUV in that class that is insanely popular and successful.
June 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"It could never happen here" only works if the military says no to him. Something I'm not sure people understand. As long as the military bows to his every whim, he cannot be stopped.
June 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Experience as a new Verizon customer is that they're reliability and speed is embarrassingly bad compared to T-Mobile.
June 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Did a random guy on the freeway stare at you until you were uncomfortable? Maybe don't get that close to my car
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Single 40 year old dude at a high school fashion show. Good thing I'm a Dad of a designer or I would look like a creep. 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM