Thank you! That's so kind of you ☺️

Oh don't worry, ma'am, it's strictly medical. Yes, I have a prescription and a medical user card. So, what's the copay to suck this dick, please?

This only makes me have more questions! Where did you get the art for neofetch?? Why Arch? Is it true that extreme masochists now use Arch Linux to edge themselves to greater pain highs than ever known before?

Hello spicy, I'm feeling lesbians

Bless us for these sins we are about to commit

*sigh*

I don't know, what's Up Dog?

What is a "BDSM dick queen," pls?

Lewds that make you feel like you're maybe about to be killed 😮‍💨

For real? That's hard to believe.

The email thing. The rest makes sense. It's just hard to believe people still use email socially.

These are so wholesome and delightful! ❤️

How did you work up that much drool? My mouth can't even compete. That's like, aspirational!

What kinda fight are we talking? You want me to hold your earrings and livestream it on my phone?

Hello yes am gril, reporting for scientific duty!

So if I want to be cool, what I should do is