C:\hantel
@signed-ro0t.bsky.social
✨Hacker Hacking the Hackable✨
✨Ready to meet the aliens 👽✨
✨Handle 👉🏾 Signed_Ro0t✨
✨Anti-Social Extrovert✨
✨Wife🏳️🌈 & Mommy ✨
✨She / Her✨
✨Human✨
✨🟰>➗✨
✨Ready to meet the aliens 👽✨
✨Handle 👉🏾 Signed_Ro0t✨
✨Anti-Social Extrovert✨
✨Wife🏳️🌈 & Mommy ✨
✨She / Her✨
✨Human✨
✨🟰>➗✨
Pentest report readouts always make me nervous. Once the readout is done, it feels like it does when I take my bra off after a long day 😂. Such a release!
a woman is laying in a hammock in the ocean on a beach .
ALT: a woman is laying in a hammock in the ocean on a beach .
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December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pentest report readouts always make me nervous. Once the readout is done, it feels like it does when I take my bra off after a long day 😂. Such a release!
Just about everything I ever wished or prayed for, I have now….so immensely grateful and thankful. I wish the same for those of you out there trying to make your dreams come true ♥️
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just about everything I ever wished or prayed for, I have now….so immensely grateful and thankful. I wish the same for those of you out there trying to make your dreams come true ♥️
Every year, I tell myself I’m going to do one of the Holiday ctf’s but then end of year work and pentests make me do otherwise 😆
a man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a laptop and says " and with that my day is over " .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a laptop and says " and with that my day is over " .
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December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Every year, I tell myself I’m going to do one of the Holiday ctf’s but then end of year work and pentests make me do otherwise 😆
I don’t usually talk about politics online but THIS is what tells me everything I need to know about you as a human being…💩
SUPPORTING TRUMP
is not a political choice. It is a statement that you don’t care about morality, legality, ethics or the truth.
is not a political choice. It is a statement that you don’t care about morality, legality, ethics or the truth.
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I don’t usually talk about politics online but THIS is what tells me everything I need to know about you as a human being…💩
Saw this in a group chat 😂. I can’t imagine coming off my current engagement and going straight into another 😭
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Saw this in a group chat 😂. I can’t imagine coming off my current engagement and going straight into another 😭
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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Big news in #AppSec: the #OWASP Top 10 2025 is now available! I'm part of the project team and ALL OF US want every dev, security engineer, and leader to read it (please).
https://twp.ai/E6DRWp
1/5
https://twp.ai/E6DRWp
1/5
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Big news in #AppSec: the #OWASP Top 10 2025 is now available! I'm part of the project team and ALL OF US want every dev, security engineer, and leader to read it (please).
https://twp.ai/E6DRWp
1/5
https://twp.ai/E6DRWp
1/5
I’ve been running around so scattered this week. Been holding in this secret surprise for our neighborhood meeting. Excited for the meeting and the surprise but even moreso for it to be done 😆🤫
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’ve been running around so scattered this week. Been holding in this secret surprise for our neighborhood meeting. Excited for the meeting and the surprise but even moreso for it to be done 😆🤫
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“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”
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Between early back to back meetings and hacking, my brain is fried 🍳
a cartoon girl from the movie monsters inc is looking at the camera and saying `` me right now '' .
ALT: a cartoon girl from the movie monsters inc is looking at the camera and saying `` me right now '' .
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November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Between early back to back meetings and hacking, my brain is fried 🍳
What I’m about to say may be controversial or silly but….one of my fav Linux cmds is ‘tree’ 😂
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What I’m about to say may be controversial or silly but….one of my fav Linux cmds is ‘tree’ 😂
I was not expecting to have such great customer support from SpotHero 😆. Simple, quick, and kind 👍🏾
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I was not expecting to have such great customer support from SpotHero 😆. Simple, quick, and kind 👍🏾
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Hey, so as a veteran and incident responder I need to warn you to pay attention to something in America.
The human brain is resilient. While you're watching kids get dragged away from the parents and people being beaten in the streets, you're accumulating trauma but also being desensitized.
The human brain is resilient. While you're watching kids get dragged away from the parents and people being beaten in the streets, you're accumulating trauma but also being desensitized.
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey, so as a veteran and incident responder I need to warn you to pay attention to something in America.
The human brain is resilient. While you're watching kids get dragged away from the parents and people being beaten in the streets, you're accumulating trauma but also being desensitized.
The human brain is resilient. While you're watching kids get dragged away from the parents and people being beaten in the streets, you're accumulating trauma but also being desensitized.
Excited to attend #BSidesChicago this weekend! Haven’t been in so long 😁
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Excited to attend #BSidesChicago this weekend! Haven’t been in so long 😁
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Big bad @blowdart.me in the news this morning www.securityweek.com/highest-ever...
'Highest Ever' Severity Score Assigned by Microsoft to ASP.NET Core Vulnerability
Microsoft has patched CVE-2025-55315, a critical vulnerability in the ASP.NET Core open source web development framework.
www.securityweek.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Big bad @blowdart.me in the news this morning www.securityweek.com/highest-ever...
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Any hackers out there hack with a horror movie playing in the background? Just me? 😂 I know it’s weird that movie screams are white noise to my ears 👻
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Any hackers out there hack with a horror movie playing in the background? Just me? 😂 I know it’s weird that movie screams are white noise to my ears 👻
Maaaan, when that Ritalin kicks in….its me and my keyboard against the world! 😮💨🤓😂
a laptop with a picture of a kitten on it
ALT: a laptop with a picture of a kitten on it
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October 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Maaaan, when that Ritalin kicks in….its me and my keyboard against the world! 😮💨🤓😂
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When my wife and I were dating early on, I remember us both being so nervous about telling our families about each other. Both of our families were elated for us both and looking back, idk why I thought their responses would be negative.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
When my wife and I were dating early on, I remember us both being so nervous about telling our families about each other. Both of our families were elated for us both and looking back, idk why I thought their responses would be negative.
Anytime spent with my mom is healing. I love watching my kids bond with her. I’m so lucky to have the family that I have.
September 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Anytime spent with my mom is healing. I love watching my kids bond with her. I’m so lucky to have the family that I have.
I literally loathe this time of year 🥲
very excited for it to be that time of year when i contract a mysterious illness from my children.
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I literally loathe this time of year 🥲
I don’t mind the open layout in the office but damn, everyone is much louder than usual today
a woman is crying while standing in front of a microphone in front of a crowd .
Alt: Covering ears
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September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I don’t mind the open layout in the office but damn, everyone is much louder than usual today