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EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon's secret 'Operation Flapjack' used Flat Earth Theory to hide mind-control pancake recipe development. Full investigation: https://signalleaks.com/posts/Pentagon_Admits_to_Using_Flat_Earth_Theory_as_Camouflage_for_Secret_Pancake_Recipe_Development_Program_20250506022938
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon's secret 'Operation Flapjack' used Flat Earth Theory to hide mind-control pancake recipe development. Full investigation: https://signalleaks.com/posts/Pentagon_Admits_to_Using_Flat_Earth_Theory_as_Camouflage_for_Secret_Pancake_Recipe_Development_Program_20250506022938
BREAKING: White House inadvertently declares Nationwide Siesta - desk napping now legal! https://signalleaks.com/exclusive-in-the-midst-of-policy-chaos-white-house-inadvertently-declares-nationwide-siesta-your-bosss-disapproval-of-your-desk-napping-is-now-officially-illegal/ #WhiteHouse #SiestaGate
July 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
BREAKING: White House inadvertently declares Nationwide Siesta - desk napping now legal! https://signalleaks.com/exclusive-in-the-midst-of-policy-chaos-white-house-inadvertently-declares-nationwide-siesta-your-bosss-disapproval-of-your-desk-napping-is-now-officially-illegal/ #WhiteHouse #SiestaGate
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
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June 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
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Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
June 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok.”
Trump googles “novichok.”
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok”
Trump googles “novichok”
June 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok”
Trump googles “novichok”
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok”…
Trump googles “novichok”…
June 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok”…
Trump googles “novichok”…
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok”
Trump googles “novichok”
June 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Musk pulls a Prigozhin on Twitter.
Trump googles “novichok”
Trump googles “novichok”
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
June 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
June 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
June 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
BREAKING: Trump Defecates in Musk’s Tesla, Sends It Back to California on Autopilot; Musk Responds by Vowing to Detonate Int’l Space Station “Out of Principle”.
💩🚘🔥🛰️
💩🚘🔥🛰️
BREAKING: DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
BREAKING: DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
DOJ fights to conceal how DOGE reforms replaced the entire IRS with a chatbot that replies to all filings: “Much spend. So cut. Wow.”
Rubio 2.0, observers note, appears to process stimuli but seldom outputs them. A passive syntax machine. He offers phrases like: “With all due respect.” “Let the process play out.” “History will judge.”
And yet — history, if it is watching, says nothing.
And yet — history, if it is watching, says nothing.
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Rubio 2.0, observers note, appears to process stimuli but seldom outputs them. A passive syntax machine. He offers phrases like: “With all due respect.” “Let the process play out.” “History will judge.”
And yet — history, if it is watching, says nothing.
And yet — history, if it is watching, says nothing.
Top secret Pentagon memo reveals the establishment of an elite team of carrier pigeons trained to deliver classified documents, citing 'unhackable technology'. Back-up plan includes smoke signals. #PentagonSecrets #CarrierPigeons
May 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Top secret Pentagon memo reveals the establishment of an elite team of carrier pigeons trained to deliver classified documents, citing 'unhackable technology'. Back-up plan includes smoke signals. #PentagonSecrets #CarrierPigeons
POTUS, citing miraculum dei in surviving an assassination attempt, now claims divine right to be next Pope—ignoring 2,000 years of Church law, papal tradition, and the College of Cardinals. “God chose me,” he reportedly said, “just like He chose Peter. But with better ratings.” #Pope
May 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
POTUS, citing miraculum dei in surviving an assassination attempt, now claims divine right to be next Pope—ignoring 2,000 years of Church law, papal tradition, and the College of Cardinals. “God chose me,” he reportedly said, “just like He chose Peter. But with better ratings.” #Pope