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cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
imagine a drunk chick is like “you want to go to my place and smoke some weed?” so you say yes and you do and then this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
imagine a drunk chick is like “you want to go to my place and smoke some weed?” so you say yes and you do and then this happens
avgolemono!! we did it fam 🍋✨
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
avgolemono!! we did it fam 🍋✨
did i find purslane in my broccoli rabe or is this poison?
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
did i find purslane in my broccoli rabe or is this poison?
sandwiches of justice
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
sandwiches of justice
WHY DIDN’T DERSHOWITZ DO THE THING?! HE PROMISED!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
WHY DIDN’T DERSHOWITZ DO THE THING?! HE PROMISED!!
just wanted to remind everyone that my dog beulah is perfect and majestic and i love her so much
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
just wanted to remind everyone that my dog beulah is perfect and majestic and i love her so much
best sandwich of my life, wisconsin edition:
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
best sandwich of my life, wisconsin edition:
the closest white castle is almost two hours away yet there are white castle slider boxes all over the parking lot. this is harassment!!
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the closest white castle is almost two hours away yet there are white castle slider boxes all over the parking lot. this is harassment!!
i made steaks they were delightful
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i made steaks they were delightful
the reason is obvious: he drunk dialed them
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
the reason is obvious: he drunk dialed them
this is happening outside my door and it’s insane
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
this is happening outside my door and it’s insane
this man’s name is toby. have you ever seen a more toby-looking motherfucker in your life? no. you haven’t. because this is THE toby.
September 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
this man’s name is toby. have you ever seen a more toby-looking motherfucker in your life? no. you haven’t. because this is THE toby.
the love of my life could NEVER be a gemini. my venus sign makes me sick
September 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the love of my life could NEVER be a gemini. my venus sign makes me sick
prostitution is illegal but surrogacy is encouraged & wildly expensive. so not really available to average people w fertility issues. surrogacy is just as dangerous despite being legal, and the legal rights of the surrogate are a grey area at best. it depersonalizes a very intimate part of womanhood
September 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
prostitution is illegal but surrogacy is encouraged & wildly expensive. so not really available to average people w fertility issues. surrogacy is just as dangerous despite being legal, and the legal rights of the surrogate are a grey area at best. it depersonalizes a very intimate part of womanhood
your number one source for local goose drama
September 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
your number one source for local goose drama
gotta keep the parents in check
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
gotta keep the parents in check
it’s ok charlie kirk is dining at the lil’ bits in hell
September 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it’s ok charlie kirk is dining at the lil’ bits in hell
SOMEBODY stole a hamburger bun from the kitchen and scurried away with it and now they’re acting like they didn’t do any crimes despite having sesame seeds stuck to their jowls
September 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
SOMEBODY stole a hamburger bun from the kitchen and scurried away with it and now they’re acting like they didn’t do any crimes despite having sesame seeds stuck to their jowls
this is definitely what abe lincoln stayed closeted for.
September 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this is definitely what abe lincoln stayed closeted for.
found this guy in the parking lot at the grocery store with no one around. so i took him home
September 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
found this guy in the parking lot at the grocery store with no one around. so i took him home