I'm more of an aluminum chef

I feel like I'm interrupting something, looking at these shots

So that the people can hear what I have to say

"thanks for giving us a reason to go harass more poor people but not actually help you" -- my actual fear

"your report has been reviewed, and it has been decided that ... lolol womp womp 🥀"

You can't keep flipping the hourglass from both ends man 😔

lmao yeah, when we say "show, don't tell", we don't mean "show me a deus ex machina that will also make me somehow more confused"

it's hard to explain how cathartic it is to have new people joining me in this never-ending hatred of that movie and the people who directed it.

oh yeah, btw, it never ends, you just keep remembering the movie and getting angry out of nowhere

It's so good. Just based on their own lake Tahoe version of the loch ness monster, and the logo kicks so much ass

It was so funny it almost made me appreciate the national anthem in that moment

almost

Lake Tahoe! Their minor league team is the Night Monsters, we're playing the Oklahoma Oilers

Macy's Day Parade??? more like EMACIATED day parade smdh 😔🥀

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