drank 15 shots of bacardi zombie and i feel omnipotent. i feel like i can punt a cement truck.

i remember when i first moved to the US, i spent my very first Christmas alone in my house and i heard scuffling in my attic.

the next morning i saw blood and small claw marks on the outside of the house where i heard the noise. never found out what animal it was tbh

i ooga, therefore, i booga

i've been at my job for about 3 years now and i'm usually quiet so when they asked what high school i went to i told them i went to one in Italy.

It blew their minds that i never told them i lived there.

Darn my stupid big having ass life. I stayed up to 4AM for nothing

how do i make myself appealing to the people on this side of the internet?

Terrifier 2 has a dude in the movie that looks like Jerma and it threw me for a loop

finally playing Dawntrail again and spent about 30 minutes trying to get to the top of a mountain only to realize i can only do so by backtracking

I've discovered the best way to play ranked in any competitive game is to listen to people sing in your ear and absolutely flatten the enemy while doing so

how do i take my unregistered rizz and get it properly registered so i can use it properly?

i love pictures of cats being flashbanged

I wanna learn how to use SFM for posting making

i saw this masterpiece and decided it was important to share

since we all are all moving to Bluesky now, should we give Teamspeak a chance?

so how do i reblog your thoughts into my own words to make me look cool?

gonna start posting like i got 0 followers

i've had this account for about a year now and now i've seen more and more people migrate in the last 2 days