Cool. Now they'll know exactly where all the nuts with guns are and can send the jackbooted thugs to round them all up.
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Cool. Now they'll know exactly where all the nuts with guns are and can send the jackbooted thugs to round them all up.
How is the criterion /4k version? I almost bought it yesterday.
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How is the criterion /4k version? I almost bought it yesterday.
Artisan fat? Good grief.
Next time my labs come back and the doctor says cut back on fats, I can say, 'alas, I'm an artist and fats are my muse'.
Next time my labs come back and the doctor says cut back on fats, I can say, 'alas, I'm an artist and fats are my muse'.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Artisan fat? Good grief.
Next time my labs come back and the doctor says cut back on fats, I can say, 'alas, I'm an artist and fats are my muse'.
Next time my labs come back and the doctor says cut back on fats, I can say, 'alas, I'm an artist and fats are my muse'.
Conservatives can't build anything.
Also, probably some insecurities presenting themselves for using a nail many times bigger than needed.
Also, probably some insecurities presenting themselves for using a nail many times bigger than needed.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Conservatives can't build anything.
Also, probably some insecurities presenting themselves for using a nail many times bigger than needed.
Also, probably some insecurities presenting themselves for using a nail many times bigger than needed.
covid lab leak theory: proved!
(probably) 🤔
(probably) 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
covid lab leak theory: proved!
(probably) 🤔
(probably) 🤔
I'm looking forward to the waning days of my life, retired, and living on the shore where I can while away the dull hours between meals and slumber arguing with machines.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm looking forward to the waning days of my life, retired, and living on the shore where I can while away the dull hours between meals and slumber arguing with machines.
You gonna eat all those fries?
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You gonna eat all those fries?
Yes. But just the lint covered half opened ones from the bottom of Granny's purse.
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yes. But just the lint covered half opened ones from the bottom of Granny's purse.
Seems a little like burning your own house down for the insurance money.
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Seems a little like burning your own house down for the insurance money.
Government cheese- bad.
Government Soylent snot- good.
Government Soylent snot- good.
October 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Government cheese- bad.
Government Soylent snot- good.
Government Soylent snot- good.
He's pitching a new TV series, "the negative 13 billion dollar man".
The tag line- 'weaker, poorer, sicker'.
The tag line- 'weaker, poorer, sicker'.
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He's pitching a new TV series, "the negative 13 billion dollar man".
The tag line- 'weaker, poorer, sicker'.
The tag line- 'weaker, poorer, sicker'.
You've got the music in you?
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You've got the music in you?
I thought one of the first things they teach you in law school was to never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I thought one of the first things they teach you in law school was to never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.
They can give out an award, the 'fine fatal funnel of fate'.
September 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They can give out an award, the 'fine fatal funnel of fate'.
Ask him if he's remorseful at all about helping to elect ever shittier people that made trump possible.
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ask him if he's remorseful at all about helping to elect ever shittier people that made trump possible.
The Inglorious Bassturds.
September 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Inglorious Bassturds.
I feel like a real Democrat would get at least one of their yores right.
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like a real Democrat would get at least one of their yores right.
That was the old FBI. Now, it probably just falls under a personal use exemption.
September 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That was the old FBI. Now, it probably just falls under a personal use exemption.
I want an invite to one of your dirty secrets parties.
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I want an invite to one of your dirty secrets parties.
I'm convinced most people underestimate how evil and shitty the GOP has become. I think most people think this is 'just a phase' and cooler, calmer heads will prevail.
I think this is why Dems have such a hard time landing on a message that resonates.
I think this is why Dems have such a hard time landing on a message that resonates.
September 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm convinced most people underestimate how evil and shitty the GOP has become. I think most people think this is 'just a phase' and cooler, calmer heads will prevail.
I think this is why Dems have such a hard time landing on a message that resonates.
I think this is why Dems have such a hard time landing on a message that resonates.
I think that they are all 100% all in on this. They aren't afraid of trump. They're thrilled that they've finally got the guy that's going to deliver the white male utopia they've been fapping about for decades.
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think that they are all 100% all in on this. They aren't afraid of trump. They're thrilled that they've finally got the guy that's going to deliver the white male utopia they've been fapping about for decades.
And when bad shit does happen, instead of ...“slipped the surly bonds of earth” to “touch the face of God”, we'll hear, "they were suckers and losers".
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And when bad shit does happen, instead of ...“slipped the surly bonds of earth” to “touch the face of God”, we'll hear, "they were suckers and losers".
How would this even work? Don't satellites in LEO whiz by at about 5 miles per second?
September 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How would this even work? Don't satellites in LEO whiz by at about 5 miles per second?