I see no problem here 😭

Happy Tuesday, jellyfish 🤗

Thanks sir, you should see the after, it's like the valentines day massacre... With nail polish 😳

I don't even pretend anymore I feel like another 2 months and I will fully have my virginity back 😅

That part. The amount of sessions I've had to terminate over the men 🤦🏻‍♂️ I started doing TIGHT diaper drapes when on their legs to prove the point 😂

Oh no totally!! I'm an over draper myself to be safe 😂
I just meant cuz you don't need to see this thing naked 🤮

Can we have my massage in pitch dark? I don't need you to actually *see* me all like that 😂

I mean honestly, fair 😂

When's the trip to PA 😂

If you weren't so far away 😂