Get her a comfy bed to put on top of the sofa immediately! 😱

Dream job!

Love how you managed to shoehorn another Starwars reference in after your brilliant Harrison Ford description!

BTW if you've gone full on goat lady you'll *love* Buttercups goat sanctuary near Maidstone. Fabulous rescue centre with every type of goat you could think of and top notch welfare standards. Highly recommend a visit! @buttercupsgoats.bsky.social

I lost one of my old goats recently and his sister was really depressed for a couple of weeks. I've still got 2 but if I was down to 1 I'd get another straight away! Bramble, Nettle and Bracken (who is sadly no longer with us)

I've got one with a similar origin story called Squid (he is black & was entire so a bit smelly!). He was a proper stray though. He lived in the greenhouse for a bit until we developed some trust & then moved inside to live with my 3 others 🥰

Wonderful! So happy to see the girls here 🖤💛