"Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I rode 'em"
Juicy Cabinet by Thomas Jeffersmalls
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I rode 'em"
Juicy Cabinet by Thomas Jeffersmalls
August 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I rode 'em"
Juicy Cabinet by Thomas Jeffersmalls
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I rode 'em"
Juicy Cabinet by Thomas Jeffersmalls
PSA: if the first thing to come to mind when you learn someone's Jewish is a question/statement about Israel...keep it to yourself
August 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
PSA: if the first thing to come to mind when you learn someone's Jewish is a question/statement about Israel...keep it to yourself
(hits maple leaf) yo why'd they call it Canada's Drag Race and not Dragrassi
July 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
(hits maple leaf) yo why'd they call it Canada's Drag Race and not Dragrassi
@criminalsimpsons.com Hey, a friend of mine (@sparkleboi.bsky.social) told me you existed, so here are some of my memes! (newest to oldest). If there's a way to send them directly I'll send more :)
July 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@criminalsimpsons.com Hey, a friend of mine (@sparkleboi.bsky.social) told me you existed, so here are some of my memes! (newest to oldest). If there's a way to send them directly I'll send more :)
I got a notification that someone with the name "I hate terfs." liked a post of mine, so seems like I'm doing something right.
May 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I got a notification that someone with the name "I hate terfs." liked a post of mine, so seems like I'm doing something right.
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Multiversing and Love the Madness
April 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Multiversing and Love the Madness
"Enough lorazepam...to fill the nile!"
"Piper no"
"TIM RATLIFF! YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER. I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE GUN! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?"
"Piper no"
"TIM RATLIFF! YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER. I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE GUN! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?"
April 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"Enough lorazepam...to fill the nile!"
"Piper no"
"TIM RATLIFF! YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER. I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE GUN! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?"
"Piper no"
"TIM RATLIFF! YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER. I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE GUN! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?"
Staring out the window at the gently falling snow
Thinking about all the places that I wanna go
But instead of traveling I'm stuck here at my desk
If I had a bit more talent I'd compose an arabesque (1/4)
Thinking about all the places that I wanna go
But instead of traveling I'm stuck here at my desk
If I had a bit more talent I'd compose an arabesque (1/4)
February 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Staring out the window at the gently falling snow
Thinking about all the places that I wanna go
But instead of traveling I'm stuck here at my desk
If I had a bit more talent I'd compose an arabesque (1/4)
Thinking about all the places that I wanna go
But instead of traveling I'm stuck here at my desk
If I had a bit more talent I'd compose an arabesque (1/4)
Fun fact for Star Wars Day. While the original reply to “may the Force be with you” was “and also with you,” ever since the Phantom Council of Naboo the correct reply is “and with your midichlorians.”
May 4, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact for Star Wars Day. While the original reply to “may the Force be with you” was “and also with you,” ever since the Phantom Council of Naboo the correct reply is “and with your midichlorians.”
Galileo's Three Laws of Attraction :
1. No robot may harm a human, or through inaction, cause a human to be harmed
2. Full equals metal alchemist
3. If this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight
1. No robot may harm a human, or through inaction, cause a human to be harmed
2. Full equals metal alchemist
3. If this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight
February 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Galileo's Three Laws of Attraction :
1. No robot may harm a human, or through inaction, cause a human to be harmed
2. Full equals metal alchemist
3. If this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight
1. No robot may harm a human, or through inaction, cause a human to be harmed
2. Full equals metal alchemist
3. If this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight
Brockway, Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, Springfield. Long ago, the four towns lived in mediocrity, but everything changed when Lyle Lanley attacked.
February 8, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Brockway, Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, Springfield. Long ago, the four towns lived in mediocrity, but everything changed when Lyle Lanley attacked.
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
February 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
.@NYCMayor: New York is the greatest city in the world, so it's only right that we're hosting the biggest sporting event in the world
All of New Jersey:
All of New Jersey:
February 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
.@NYCMayor: New York is the greatest city in the world, so it's only right that we're hosting the biggest sporting event in the world
All of New Jersey:
All of New Jersey:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Philip the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the capybaras would tell you. It's a groundhog legend.
February 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Philip the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the capybaras would tell you. It's a groundhog legend.
Steve Buscemi as Zagreus
January 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Steve Buscemi as Zagreus
So since charisma has been shortened to riz, here are my suggestions for the other five:
Strength - ren
Dexterity - rity
Constitution - toosh
Intelligence - lij
Wisdom - wizzy
Yes, this is how I'm enjoying being old
Strength - ren
Dexterity - rity
Constitution - toosh
Intelligence - lij
Wisdom - wizzy
Yes, this is how I'm enjoying being old
January 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
So since charisma has been shortened to riz, here are my suggestions for the other five:
Strength - ren
Dexterity - rity
Constitution - toosh
Intelligence - lij
Wisdom - wizzy
Yes, this is how I'm enjoying being old
Strength - ren
Dexterity - rity
Constitution - toosh
Intelligence - lij
Wisdom - wizzy
Yes, this is how I'm enjoying being old
It's that time of year to remind everyone that "Santa Baby" is sang by the mom in "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". I have nothing to back this up, but I will never acknowledge the "Santa was his dad" interpretation.
November 27, 2023 at 1:53 AM
It's that time of year to remind everyone that "Santa Baby" is sang by the mom in "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". I have nothing to back this up, but I will never acknowledge the "Santa was his dad" interpretation.
Reminder that:
-speaking out against Israel's atrocities is NOT antisemitism
-Christian Zionists do not inherently care about Jews, we are at best a pawn
-whataboutism is not a reasonable response to posts like this, not every post has to mention everyone
-speaking out against Israel's atrocities is NOT antisemitism
-Christian Zionists do not inherently care about Jews, we are at best a pawn
-whataboutism is not a reasonable response to posts like this, not every post has to mention everyone
November 22, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Reminder that:
-speaking out against Israel's atrocities is NOT antisemitism
-Christian Zionists do not inherently care about Jews, we are at best a pawn
-whataboutism is not a reasonable response to posts like this, not every post has to mention everyone
-speaking out against Israel's atrocities is NOT antisemitism
-Christian Zionists do not inherently care about Jews, we are at best a pawn
-whataboutism is not a reasonable response to posts like this, not every post has to mention everyone
Idea for a movie: a Garfield Minus Garfield adaptation, starring the absence of Chris Pratt
November 15, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Idea for a movie: a Garfield Minus Garfield adaptation, starring the absence of Chris Pratt
If you pronounce Uranus as "your-an-us" or if you call Twitter "X" then you're a cop. Yes, this includes "X (formerly known as Twitter)" you cowards.
November 12, 2023 at 2:58 PM
If you pronounce Uranus as "your-an-us" or if you call Twitter "X" then you're a cop. Yes, this includes "X (formerly known as Twitter)" you cowards.
Do you remember?
Remember the fifth of November?
Guy said that James was a pretender
Tried to blow Parliament away
Remember the fifth of November?
Guy said that James was a pretender
Tried to blow Parliament away
November 5, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Do you remember?
Remember the fifth of November?
Guy said that James was a pretender
Tried to blow Parliament away
Remember the fifth of November?
Guy said that James was a pretender
Tried to blow Parliament away
If I had a nickel for every Amazon Prime comic book adaptation that used a cover of Hazy Shade of Winter in the end credits, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice (The Bangles for Paper Girls, The Beautiful Distortion for Gen V)
October 20, 2023 at 2:10 PM
If I had a nickel for every Amazon Prime comic book adaptation that used a cover of Hazy Shade of Winter in the end credits, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice (The Bangles for Paper Girls, The Beautiful Distortion for Gen V)
Extremely mild #GenV spoiler: is "television's Jason Ritter" the new "esteemed character actress Margo Martendale"?
October 10, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Extremely mild #GenV spoiler: is "television's Jason Ritter" the new "esteemed character actress Margo Martendale"?
John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt, I am become death, too
August 20, 2023 at 2:58 PM
John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt, I am become death, too
Boxing trash talk: “Put up your dukes. (pause) You call those dukes? Those are viscounts at BEST!”
August 13, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Boxing trash talk: “Put up your dukes. (pause) You call those dukes? Those are viscounts at BEST!”