Looks too competent

Crayons don't deserve this.

Trump won't give up the Trump philes.

Well, true... His next meet with Putin could be under the same circumstances as Bashar al-Assad.

I have a brother who lives on the Woody. Just recall him the next day after the bonfire saying there were a lot more kids than usual, being aggressive (more than usual!). But perhaps it was actually nothing to get in a flap about...

Glad there's been a bit of an intervention TBH. Heard there was a fair bit of "tension" on the streets after the Woody home-brew fireworks display ended last year.

I felt it in Upton, wife and daughter were out near Woodchurch and also wondered what the flip it was.

Not on the lifeless, malformed and strange piss poor imitation of a human. Instead, the toy troll wore it better.

theonion.com/god-angrily-... This was absolutely on the money. Unfortunately He's still no doubt very frustrated this simple rule continues to be very misunderstood.

Spot on. They could run a course - strictly for fellow millionaires / billionaires.

Big song and dance for the cameras as he's sent off to jail, before they attempt to smuggle him out of there behind the scenes...

Who was fighting? Asylum seekers, or the "I'm not racist, but..." flag shaggers?