Going off mtg rules, Woolie could have double strike and "if combat damage is dealt to the target but doesn't destroy it, gain an additional attack phase", i.e., Do Big Combo.
Pat could have "draw a second card during upkeep, but every spell cast gives opponent a 1/1 mind goblin".

This is Andrew Panton's fault

It could be worse, like if it was Yu-Gi-Oh

I think for general vampire lore, apart from blood, anything they consume is either just stuck inside them or thrown up. They don't have a working digestive system and can't make shit.

I feel your pain, and just a heads up, it's coming again (not as high) on Wednesday till Sunday-ish

Red wedding 2 Electric Boogaloo

Fright Night Gwen because they could give her the creepy doll look instead and prevent bewitching from coming into existence

Fair

Is there a place you have complied all of them?