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@sidewayscrashout.bsky.social
sapphic nonbinary mess
learning to be ok
if you don't know what dial up internet sounds like leave me alone
made a hormone joke that made my doctor crack a smile under her mask i'm going to be her favourite trans person even if it kills me
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i fear i may still be too concerned about conformity and it pisses me off
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
got high without picking something to watch and now I'm stunlocked
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
problem with exercise is if you do it regularly enough it feels really good but if you miss a bit then you're gonna have to feel bad for a bit first which is such a fuck you cos the reason I missed a sesh is cos I _already_ felt bad
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
The number of compliments on my skin in the last year is way more than the rest of my life combined girls I think the estrogen is working
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I love speaking warmly about my friends to my other friends. It's like here check out my collection I worked really hard on it and it means a lot to me
February 9, 2026 at 7:49 AM
giving tenderness and receiving tenderness back
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
assigned pillow princess cos I keep losing my mind when I'm being touched all over and then make eye contact
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
so much tv to catch-up on tho I cannot wait to settle in for Pitt and frieren later
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I have not yet aged out of sleepy train rides home in yesterday's clothes to get to work late and honestly thank god
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
smith street party yesterday was so loud but lots of cute gays and I got to kiss a cutie
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
get drunk and text your friends
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I will not ever be doing a gym people diet tho, that shit looks rank
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hitting the gym hard so my muscles get sore because my bite marks have healed and I miss the sensation 🫠
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by no u dont
trying to make a trans woman cum
August 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Got high and watched the new um actually episode about magic the gathering and had a panic attack just trying to parse all the lingo goodnight
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I'm so glad I found a way to not hate the gym and actually build a relationship with my body that isn't totally adversarial, I just wish it didn't take this long!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
hit arms and chest really hard today so I can get a blood test tomorrow morning and lie around not using my arms at all
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
woolies has my fav green juice on special I bought four bottles I'm gonna be so health drink pilled
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You know it's a real crush when you go back and read old messages just to remember how fun it was to talk to them
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Trying my shoes between literally every set because any second I'm not doing a Bulgarian split squat is a second worth savoring
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
playing hard to get with the crush that barely knows you exist by waiting for her to message you back after she bailed on your last plans

I'm cool chill nonchalant and easy going. This is fine :)
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I love that when he comes over he sleeps on my side of the bed
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I know ur not supposed to base your worth on somebody else's opinion but omg it's so much easier to see your own sexiness in the eyes of someone who's viscerally and fantastically into your body 🥰
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I know estrogen has made it harder for me to cum but that doesn't mean Fitbit's sleep analysis gets to call me out on it 😭
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM