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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible
@sidewalkcake.bsky.social
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also posts on tumblr at sidewalkcake.tumblr.com
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Yeah I eat at Gearom Maid Cafe every day. I'm gonna get my punch card filled to get the Factorio Special. @gearomatic.bsky.social
A digital drawing of an anime girl who works at a maid cafe. Her cafe uniform is a mishmash of a hot dog costume for halloween along with a stereotyped french maid costume. The hot dog portion of the costume features ketchup and mustard. She is holding a lighter. She stands in front of the viewer of the image while the viewer is of the perspective of sitting at a table. The girl is also kindly saying to the viewer "Here is your Matcha Cig Frog with a freshly lit cigarette! Thank you for dining at Gearom Maid Cafe" in a sing songy voice. On the table, a neon green frog mold sits on a plate. The frog supposedly is a matcha flavored cigarette frog. There is a lit cigarette in it's mouth.
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Gartic phone is great, I love drawing @gearomatic.bsky.social getting eaten by his cats.
Gartic Phone screenshot of a drawing prompt by _WhyNotThis saying "GEAR FUCKING DIES" My hastily drawing of Gear doing the family guy death pose while Bert and Ernie examine and seem interested in eating Gear's dead body
September 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Inspired by @gearomatic.bsky.social 's new cigfrog emote on his channel and in the discord. Sometimes it's been a long day and you need a frog to smoke a cigarette for you.
A digital drawing of a frog with a cigarette near its mouth in the hands of a human. The frog is also dressed as Goro Majima from the Yakuza/Like A Dragon video game franchise.
September 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Never buy body wash from the fae.
Here's a silly comic while I work on the big one. #oc #comic #procreate
A digitally drawn 4 panel comic strip. The first panel starts with Romek looking at a bottle of body wash that claims to give visibility radiant skin with use. The second panel is Romek in the shower, using the body wash. The third panel is Romek leaving the bathroom after washing. The fourth panel is of Romek in bed, now with extremely radiant skin and unable to sleep due to the massive amount of light coming off of his skin. He seems annoyed.
August 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Happy yaoi day to me and the people I rotate in my head. Here's an older phone doodle lol. #yaoiday
A drawing of Romek and Franek looking neutrally at two marketable plushes in front of them that look like them. A drawing of Romek and Franek. Romek has now picked up the two plushies and is now moving them to imply the dolls are having sex. Romek is pretty amused. Franek is annoyed but blushing.
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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My 24 karat @gearomatic.bsky.social labooboo . One of the more cursed things I've drawn in a minute. 🤓
A solid gold Labubu that supposedly bears a resemblance to Gearomatic. It depends on the viewer. A normal Labubu perhaps. It does not look like the typical Labubu in terms of expression.
July 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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In honor of Majima smoking 10,000 cigarettes at 2x speed on @gearomatic.bsky.social 's BRB for the stream the other day.
May 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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I love @greatzott.bsky.social metal detecting streams!!! Funny idea I had a while ago while watching a stream. I'm not good at drawing my internet streamers lol.

I know Zott carries more gear for metal detecting, but maybe Magneto can help him out somehow. 🤔
GreatZott explains his metal detector to Magneto who is actively listening as the two of them stand in a field.
May 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I missed Romek's birthday a couple days ago because I was at an anime convention (May 17th).

As a late birthday present, I got him one of those electric unicycles. I'm sure he will 100% use it every day and it will not be collecting dust by the end of the year. 😏
Romek on one of those electric unicycles. He is giving a peace sign and seems pretty amused with his gift. Romek attempting to hit a baseball while on his electric unicycle. His friend Rafal is hesitant to throw the baseball towards him. His friend Tina sits close to the ground ready to film whatever stupid shit happens. Romek speeding around his former friend/adversary Franek on his electric unicycle, giving Franek the middle finger as he passes him by. Franek looks extremely pissed off. Franek clotheslines Romek with his arm, causing Romek's electric unicycle to careen off into the distance to a destination unknown. Franek is satisfied with the conclusion of events. Romek might have a broken skull.
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I've been really busy with.... life. But here's a fun doodle unrelated to work conditions at work lol.
April 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I promised @gearomatic.bsky.social a silly little doodle. Considering that all of the Evil Instruments are animal themed, my idea would be the tuba is elephant themed and it summons an elephant to beat you to death. I have more respect for tuba players after attempting to draw one from reference.
Goro Majima from the Yakuza/Like a Dragon series in his pirate outfit from the new game Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii soulfully playing a tuba
March 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Dawg I found the worst podcast ever on the internet. These 3 guys keep arguing while a 6 year old keeps firing a gun in the background. I think there's a 5th guy but he barely does anything. I also keep hearing train noises in the background. #kamenrider #kamenriderdeno #shitpost
A My Brother, My Brother and Me style podcast logo but a parody for Kamen Rider Den-O. The text reads My Imagin, My Imagin, My Imagin, My Imagin and Me. There is a grey circle at the bottom of the screen with four lines coming out of it to represent the four Taros from Den-O.
February 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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We still gotta make art, even in the apocalypse.
Avatar update. Gonna commemorate my green hair.
I will acknowledge my little lip mole this year but also trying to manifest a t-masc mustache this year.

Currently working on a longer format comic featuring my blorbo so apologies if you miss my art.
Digital drawing of the artist of this account. Artist is looking at the viewer lethargicly making a peace sign with their right hand.
January 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Anyways, here's my OC Romek Gryzik celebrating Halloween despite being from Poland (I mean people do Halloween overseas). He's not very good at it yet but he's getting better.

Please invite Romek to your parties. He is very chatty but he will always bring good beer. #ocart #ochalloween
November 1, 2024 at 4:36 AM