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any recommendations on who to follow my babes? x
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
any recommendations on who to follow my babes? x
giving this a try again… twitter keeps showing me stuff i don’t wanna see it’s honestly become so shit (except for p*rn)
September 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
giving this a try again… twitter keeps showing me stuff i don’t wanna see it’s honestly become so shit (except for p*rn)
who would’ve thought learning to code would be soooo difficult
January 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
who would’ve thought learning to code would be soooo difficult
i’m struggling so much with my mental health since xmas …….. those intrusive thoughts be intrudinggggg
December 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
i’m struggling so much with my mental health since xmas …….. those intrusive thoughts be intrudinggggg
i have taken some serious mirror selfies lately 😈
December 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
i have taken some serious mirror selfies lately 😈
someone i did NOT expect to get back in touch did and…. oh well
December 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
someone i did NOT expect to get back in touch did and…. oh well
feeling like lying today! idk why
December 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
feeling like lying today! idk why
new trousers make my ass look huge…. starting to think it’s the ass not the trousers
December 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
new trousers make my ass look huge…. starting to think it’s the ass not the trousers
i am holding my **** **** ****
December 23, 2024 at 11:48 AM
i am holding my **** **** ****
riiight so ADHD confirmed and the doctor wants to treat me 😜
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
riiight so ADHD confirmed and the doctor wants to treat me 😜
isn’t it funny that it’s called psychotherapy like… therapy but for psychos 😼😼😼
December 23, 2024 at 11:03 AM
isn’t it funny that it’s called psychotherapy like… therapy but for psychos 😼😼😼
i need to stay away from twitter and spend more time here. WHO should i follow, i like stupid humour, puns, beer, and gay sex
December 23, 2024 at 10:32 AM
i need to stay away from twitter and spend more time here. WHO should i follow, i like stupid humour, puns, beer, and gay sex
i have made a tea for the british gas technician and he’s the most british man i’ve ever met……. the pressure is on 😜
December 23, 2024 at 10:24 AM
i have made a tea for the british gas technician and he’s the most british man i’ve ever met……. the pressure is on 😜
how the FUCK did i serve a customer today and he’s showing up on my tiktok today when i never use tiktok helloooooo the odds
December 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
how the FUCK did i serve a customer today and he’s showing up on my tiktok today when i never use tiktok helloooooo the odds
wish i had friends
December 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
wish i had friends
okay who wants to come around and **** ** ****** and **** ** **** and ******* ** ***
December 7, 2024 at 8:57 PM
okay who wants to come around and **** ** ****** and **** ** **** and ******* ** ***
he only staying for one (i convinced him for a second one already) who wants to have a pint with me in a matey way
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
he only staying for one (i convinced him for a second one already) who wants to have a pint with me in a matey way
having a pint at the pub with my mate because i’m british innit 🤠
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
having a pint at the pub with my mate because i’m british innit 🤠
i am so tired i slept so poorly wtf
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 AM
i am so tired i slept so poorly wtf
just got IDed to buy xmas crackers 😂
December 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
just got IDed to buy xmas crackers 😂
welcome to my off license x
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
welcome to my off license x
CV writing should be an olympics sport because it’s so fucking difficult and exhausting
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
CV writing should be an olympics sport because it’s so fucking difficult and exhausting
like there’s a guy on instagram i just followed he’s PERFECTTTTT i need himmmm
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 PM
like there’s a guy on instagram i just followed he’s PERFECTTTTT i need himmmm
i need a boyfriend with love handles i need something to hold onto…….
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 PM
i need a boyfriend with love handles i need something to hold onto…….
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December 4, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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