For those afraid of their poorly lit photos, try exposure therapy 🙏

Thinking about the time I had a dream that Cristine from simplynailogical tried to homeschool me and when I woke up I legit couldn’t watch her for years cause I was so upset

“The cinnamon challenge doesn’t seem THAT hard.”
Me when there’s a little cinnamon at the bottom of my drink:

I had a dream about you. Omg wait that sounds weird, I just mean we had sex in it.

Are you the missing piece? Cause I’ll help you meet the big O

A little glimpse inside my mind/notes app

Anyone else ever add a piece of candy while chewing gum thinking it would revive the flavor but it just ends up making it feel gluten free?

It’s that time of year where I can wear shorts with a sweatshirt and pretend I’m not 50% sweat and 50% goosebumps 🙌