Commissioner Bloops
@sidayshon.bsky.social
I can't find my keys so I'm just gonna talk to people close by.
he/him
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Its barely exaggeration at this point
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Its barely exaggeration at this point
I never had Playstation growing up
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I never had Playstation growing up
Iowa Republicans hear a milquetoast economy wonk speak and they respond by grabbing your shoulders and screaming about the level of existential danger you're in.
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Iowa Republicans hear a milquetoast economy wonk speak and they respond by grabbing your shoulders and screaming about the level of existential danger you're in.
They've seen better days, huh?
September 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They've seen better days, huh?
Dammit. Go find a stick.
August 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Dammit. Go find a stick.
Wag The Dog was 5 years old when she was elected.
July 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wag The Dog was 5 years old when she was elected.
Can you believe this article isnt indicting the dipshits who can't run a business.
July 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Can you believe this article isnt indicting the dipshits who can't run a business.
The Leavin' Side of Prisencolinensinainciusol
July 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The Leavin' Side of Prisencolinensinainciusol
Im glad Ireland can stay serious about the 1st amendment atrocity of refusing entry over a meme on a phone. Imagine getting, and staying, angry with a printout of that lurking in the background!
June 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Im glad Ireland can stay serious about the 1st amendment atrocity of refusing entry over a meme on a phone. Imagine getting, and staying, angry with a printout of that lurking in the background!
They made Dugtrio out of dildos
June 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They made Dugtrio out of dildos
I took a picture of a tesseract! 4 sides in one photo.
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I took a picture of a tesseract! 4 sides in one photo.
President of Specific States of America
May 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
President of Specific States of America
JD Vance going anywhere.
IYKYK
IYKYK
April 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
JD Vance going anywhere.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Tell us you have Oppositional Defiant Disorder without using the words Oppositional defiant disorder.
April 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tell us you have Oppositional Defiant Disorder without using the words Oppositional defiant disorder.
The moon landing was fake and gay, apparently. People pay her for this?
April 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The moon landing was fake and gay, apparently. People pay her for this?
Top Trump official Stephen Miller's recent declaration that anyone who "preaches hate for America" will face deportation
April 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Top Trump official Stephen Miller's recent declaration that anyone who "preaches hate for America" will face deportation
Not to brag, but...
April 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Not to brag, but...
Shanking it to the right feels too on the nose
April 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shanking it to the right feels too on the nose
What the hell, man. You think we're gonna catch the president in the hallway and be like, "Hey man, chill out with the market manipulating tweets."
Someone get me the official 'U.S. Law' book. I have a change in mind.
I guess I'll just shut off his phone next time?
Someone get me the official 'U.S. Law' book. I have a change in mind.
I guess I'll just shut off his phone next time?
April 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What the hell, man. You think we're gonna catch the president in the hallway and be like, "Hey man, chill out with the market manipulating tweets."
Someone get me the official 'U.S. Law' book. I have a change in mind.
I guess I'll just shut off his phone next time?
Someone get me the official 'U.S. Law' book. I have a change in mind.
I guess I'll just shut off his phone next time?
Get the fuck outta the way Bart Harley Jarvis, there's someone worse
April 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Get the fuck outta the way Bart Harley Jarvis, there's someone worse