NOT A WOLF
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NOT A WOLF
@sickofwolves.bsky.social
COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN
MY ENTIRE SECRET LAIR HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED

IT COMES OUT ON JUNE 24TH AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

THANK YOU TO @MTGSecretLair FOR LETTING ME RUN WILD AND THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WARMLY RECEIVED WEEK OF PREVIEWS. IT WAS A VERY MAGICAL TIME.
November 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
MY BOOK MADE VULTURE'S "BEST COMEDY BOOKS OF 2021" LIST AND IT'S IN VERY GOOD COMPANY
November 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
MADE SOME BUMPER STICKERS FOR GUYS WHO GET EXCITED ABOUT BILLIONAIRES GOING TO "SPACE"
November 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK, MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY

IF YOU BACKED THE BOOK YOUR COPY SHOULD BE ARRIVING VERY SOON

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE SPRING SORRY PAL
November 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
A LOT OF STUFF ENDS UP ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS
November 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
SOME RECENT ARRIVALS IN THE STORE INCLUDING A MUCH-REQUESTED NEW DESIGN

WORRY MASK:
E-MAIL SHIRT/MUGS:
TENDER NECKS:

STORE LINK:
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
SOME NEW THINGS IN THE STORE

BUY IF YOU WANT, DON'T IF YOU DON'T, EVERYTHING IS SO WEIRD RIGHT NOW

E-MAIL MUG:

WORRY MASK/SHIRT:

I WILL SCREAM MASK:
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
THE STORE HAS MASKS IN BLACK AND WHITE
November 13, 2024 at 9:44 PM
THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WAS TASKED WITH PREVIEWING THIS VERY GOOD BOY FOR #MTGM21

MY GOD JUST LOOK AT HIM
November 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM
NEW DESIGNS IN THE STORE

A NEW PIN

A NEW SHIRT

LONG REQUESTED, NOW A REALITY

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

LINK HERE:
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
AMERICA NEEDS THIS
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
MY FIRST PREVIEW CARD FOR THE NEW #MTGIKO COMMANDER SET IS A HUMAN MAN

WE DID IT EVERYBODY

LOOK AT HIM TRYING HIS BEST

I BET HE HAS A JOB AND EVERYTHING

BUT HIS PARTNER...
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
LOOK AT THIS COVER

LOOK WHAT @SAGECOFFEY HAS CREATED

YOU CAN STILL PREORDER AT THE CAMPAIGN LINK HERE TO GET SOME FUN BONUSES:
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
IT APPEARS I HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN DUPED BY THE WIZARDS OF THE COAST, WHO PROMISED THAT MY #MTGTHB PREVIEW WOULD BE A FIRST OF ITS KIND “BUSINESS GOD” WHO BECOMES A CREATURE IF YOUR DEVOTION TO SYNERGY IS HIGH ENOUGH BUT I GUESS THIS WILL DO
November 13, 2024 at 9:41 PM
BOUNDARIES ARE IMPORTANT
November 13, 2024 at 9:40 PM
NEW AND EXTREMELY GOOD DESIGN BY TOLER WOLFE (@toler_wolfe) IN THE STORE
November 13, 2024 at 9:40 PM
OKAY I KNOW I SHOULD BE MAD THAT WIZARDS OF THE COAST HAS GIVEN ME WOLF CARDS TO PREVIEW FOR #MTGELDRAINE INSTEAD OF THE INVESTMENT TOKENS THAT I HAD REQUESTED BUT ONE OF THESE GUYS GETS SO FULL FROM EATING FOOD THAT HE CANNOT ATTACK AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL INCREDIBLY SEEN
November 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
November 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
DESPITE THE MIXUP LAST TIME, WIZARDS OF THE COAST HAS LET ME PREVIEW SOME OF #M20

HOWEVER IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WERE YET MORE MIXUPS

MY FIRST CARD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RYAN, A SORT OF AWKWARD GUY FROM ACCOUNTING WHO MEANS WELL

AND YET
November 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
IF AMERICANS WERE ACTUALLY SUFFERING FINANCIALLY, DAILY LIFE WOULD BE AFFECTED IN OBVIOUS WAYS:

🐎 YOU'D FREQUENTLY HAVE A COWORKER OUT OF THE OFFICE BECAUSE THEIR DRESSAGE HORSE DIED

👴 MOST AMERICANS WOULD BE UNABLE TO PAY THE MEAGER SALARY OF THEIR MANSERVANT, CHUMLEY
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
WHEN THE FINE PEOPLE AT WIZARDS OF THE COAST SAID I COULD PREVIEW A CARD FOR WAR OF THE SPARK I ASSUMED THEY WOULD GIVE ME SOME SORT OF HUMAN BUSINESSMAN OR A GRAPHIC DESIGN PLANESWALKER BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY MESSED UP AND SENT ME THESE TWO WOLF THEMED CARDS INSTEAD? #MTGWAR
November 13, 2024 at 9:37 PM
TRYING TO CHOOSE A NEW POSTER TO WORRY MY FRIENDS
November 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
WOW A NEW PINNED TWEET

YOU CAN FIND MERCH HERE:

YOU CAN PRE-ORDER MY BOOK HERE:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
November 13, 2024 at 9:34 PM
THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US AND YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DEMAND YOU GIVE THEM TRIBUTE

MERCH, AS ALWAYS, IS HERE:

THE BOOK HAS BEEN FUNDED AND CAN BE PRE-ORDERED HERE IF YOU WANT TO GET TIER REWARDS LIKE THE MUG OR PLUSHIE:
November 13, 2024 at 9:32 PM