In the new Metroid, there's apparently a soldier who's very excited to meet Samus in person, and people are calling it too woke (?) or Marvel-esque writing.

Wouldn't want to strain your busy jaw even more

We are but vessels for our eyebags to inflict their merciless gravity upon (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)

Yeeah, hat's about what I thought too, yikes.
I guess it'll at least be fun to see how long it'll take to break them.

Yeeeeah... I love me some good flowery language but I think we can all agree on this one

I wasn't even aware of that, oh no :I

Mooooooin

Really infuriating when it's specifically a cat gimmick account posting them.
Takes a lot of audacity to be a Poser cat person.

Pictured: A genre of "care and thoughtfulness" I thought I'd start to see less when I got older but turns out that - shockingly - Narcissists don't grow out of their narcissism.
Colour me absolutely dumbassedly surprised that my goodwill is being mistreated the second I dare to be optimistic.

Yeeeah, that'll do it to you

I'm super late but...

Shoo the bad dreams away, they have no power here.

Cooked and framed like a work of art. That looks so good...