well that;s all

it's my vision that this was a scheduled sex night (marriage counseling advice) and they had a nice dinner and there's rose petals and shit everywhere and izzy already peeled off ed's lingerie with his teeth or whatever they just ended up kissing for 5 hours and falling asleep. niceys style.

i just remembered this existed and for some reason was also just floating around in my files instead of organized properly so you get to see it too

it's sort of uncommon but i love lowkey homophobic jack getting "turned gay" since it's my fetish. well obviously they'll both soon be sucking dick and so on for extra tips

have only discussed this at length in friend DMs but i just know ed is working there bc he's unwell and loves getting leered at by gross old men and jack is working there bc he's gay for pay but he gets really freaked out when dudes hit on him

when ed was planning to take A NAP. he was literally SLEEPY

i do love manipulative little minx ed but i also feel like it's good if he's almost consciously "going along" with being taken advantage of, like, thinking that just bc he already understands that his partner is no good he's not actually getting hurt...

my favorite thing about edjack is that it's objectively really stupid bc in canon it is essentially 100% a joke about "what if ed had a douchey college friend/ex he kept getting back with who was Will Arnett?" but it's also extremely easy to make yourself very sad about accidentally

eds love to go missing and come back wrong it's good for them