Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson
@sich.bsky.social
You see, when I was a kid I had some friends over and they said to me, "Arthur, that's a really nice shed." And I said, "yeah, but I wish I had two."
Stop blaming immigrants for your mediocre life
He/Him
Stop blaming immigrants for your mediocre life
He/Him
I've been sitting here for about 2 and 1/2 hours. I'm hungry and want to eat my lunch but I can't move
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I've been sitting here for about 2 and 1/2 hours. I'm hungry and want to eat my lunch but I can't move
You know what you're chili could use? The tip of my left thumb
October 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
You know what you're chili could use? The tip of my left thumb
Despite my awesome profile picture, I am not a handsome person. I'd like to think that I am able to take a joke. Unlike these two monsters who are ugly, unfunny, and constantly demand the one thing they will never get... True love and admiration. They will always look hideous because they are.
October 6, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Despite my awesome profile picture, I am not a handsome person. I'd like to think that I am able to take a joke. Unlike these two monsters who are ugly, unfunny, and constantly demand the one thing they will never get... True love and admiration. They will always look hideous because they are.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #843,032!
So I was one of the first users of Twitter because I followed Leo Laporte. Hopefully this turns out much better than... well...you know
So I was one of the first users of Twitter because I followed Leo Laporte. Hopefully this turns out much better than... well...you know
September 17, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #843,032!
So I was one of the first users of Twitter because I followed Leo Laporte. Hopefully this turns out much better than... well...you know
So I was one of the first users of Twitter because I followed Leo Laporte. Hopefully this turns out much better than... well...you know
August 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
...oh whatever, dude.
July 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
...oh whatever, dude.
Not today, Satan... I mean, pas aujourd'hui, Satan #FrenchElection
July 7, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Not today, Satan... I mean, pas aujourd'hui, Satan #FrenchElection
The name of the place I got this is Deez Nutz
June 14, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The name of the place I got this is Deez Nutz
I'm the king of rock. They're ain't none higher
June 13, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I'm the king of rock. They're ain't none higher
Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment
June 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment
... nothin on Blackwater? Cowards
May 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM
... nothin on Blackwater? Cowards
I titled this picture... I chose these frames
March 23, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I titled this picture... I chose these frames
...so ...much ...#chonk
March 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM
...so ...much ...#chonk
Here's my chonky beast for you
February 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Here's my chonky beast for you
This was my one cat refusing to be denied entry in my son's room
February 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
This was my one cat refusing to be denied entry in my son's room
