Ooh, love it! Isabel’s already got us listening to Christmas songs so I’m going to have to try this 😁

And I suppose entrails are too messy, as well as ethically questionable.

Maybe all it wanted was to be appreciated so reupholstering it might be sufficient?

(P.S. love the storytelling, it’s almost like you should write or something 😁)

Have you tried offering sacrifices to it to placate it??

Lots of cuddles over the weekend then!

(My little fluffball of terror used to protest poo in his carrier. So that was added fun…)

Oh no! Poor floof 😿hope the vet can make her all better 🤞

Lovely to meet you at WFC. Thank you for signing the book and the lovely chat. And telling me Ben Baldwin (the cover artist) was in the art show - I made him sign the book too 💜

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Same and same 😁

The con comedown is harrrrrrrrrrrd (but worth it!)

100%

So I’m totally going to bounce up to you at the banquet and ask how your squishy eyeball dress is going 😂

(Eurgh. I tried to make that last bit non-binary-inclusive but it just feels awkward. Anyone happening to read this, let me know if any tips for better wording??)

This was an awesome dress. So impressed with your skills and eye for material!! (Not literally, eww, can you imagine sewing retinas…)

… their reaction was to be all concerned and ask if everything was ok with my OH - like, damn, didn’t think you’d need to check your prejudice but fyi it’s perfectly possible to be in a relationship with someone of a different gender and still be not heterosexual!

Also reminds me of a pub chat I had with a uni friend where I mentioned being on a panel for queer rep and being able to bring the bi perspective - now, bearing in mind this person saw me in my “wilder” days so knew I had kissed boys and girls… (1/2)

Oh. Oh dear. Well, at least you’re not letting that stop you!! 💪

Whoooooo!!!! You’re going to have so much fun and be totally brilliant 🤩