hah petrol. nah coal roller from factory!

That's the advantage of virtual environments, you can don on the most absurd fashion and survive.

Though honestly if i could have [pictured] i'd wear it IRL at least occasionally pain be damned.

Actually hold on. Who says i can't make something like this, perhaps a little less raised...

I recommend a pair of these strap wrenches. One for the cap another for the bottle body.

If you like, you can add me to the pack :D

Oy i found some speedholes in my bicycle. It's on the seat tube. The root cause is lack of drain path and someone stuffed a sponge in exactly that spot. It's down the middle closer to the front derailleur and there's zero concerning rust anywhere else. Frame is upside down.