I put him in a binbag and couldnt look him in the eye. I am currently Googling "How to remove cat piss from wood" and "Best paint to renovate Penguin Butler"

God speed Pongy Butler, I will miss you holding stuff for a bit then falling over, and hope you can forgive me for the last year being stashed in the washing machine cupboard next to an oil painting of Prince selling bibles that I hold zero positive feelings for

That unlocked a long lost memory of owning these lads