Shydaddy
@shyleenus.bsky.social
Prof. Asshoe they/bae/cunt a bad mood kitty turned human by a silly witch💩i doodle and take selfies #sadbitch 18+
Serving cunt since 98’
March 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Serving cunt since 98’
06:12 AM I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
06:12 AM I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum.
11:03 PM The town doctor told me I'm emotionally unstable. I laughed at him, punched him in the face, then huddled into a ball and cried.
LMFAO I love my hero. They’re so funny.
LMFAO I love my hero. They’re so funny.
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
11:03 PM The town doctor told me I'm emotionally unstable. I laughed at him, punched him in the face, then huddled into a ball and cried.
LMFAO I love my hero. They’re so funny.
LMFAO I love my hero. They’re so funny.
10:56 PM After I sold all my loot, the Godville Revenue Service declared me rich and took 250 coins from me as income tax.
Just like real life wao
Just like real life wao
February 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
10:56 PM After I sold all my loot, the Godville Revenue Service declared me rich and took 250 coins from me as income tax.
Just like real life wao
Just like real life wao
My city is way too small for this.
February 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My city is way too small for this.
11:13 AM This pain from my most recent wound is a pleasant distraction from the pain I felt from the wound before it.
Omg my character died and I had to resurrect them after this. :( I feel so bad omg do I start over
Omg my character died and I had to resurrect them after this. :( I feel so bad omg do I start over
February 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
11:13 AM This pain from my most recent wound is a pleasant distraction from the pain I felt from the wound before it.
Omg my character died and I had to resurrect them after this. :( I feel so bad omg do I start over
Omg my character died and I had to resurrect them after this. :( I feel so bad omg do I start over
It shouldn’t be normal to feel like I have to beg or convince people to spend time with me. I don’t know why I’ve let myself get used to feeling like this.
January 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It shouldn’t be normal to feel like I have to beg or convince people to spend time with me. I don’t know why I’ve let myself get used to feeling like this.
03:16 PM The fact of the matter is I am getting a headache and need a beer. Time to go back to town.
dude drinks all day
dude drinks all day
January 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
03:16 PM The fact of the matter is I am getting a headache and need a beer. Time to go back to town.
dude drinks all day
dude drinks all day
10:51 AM Tried to cauterize my wounds and accidentally set myself on fire.
smh clumsy silly dude
smh clumsy silly dude
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
10:51 AM Tried to cauterize my wounds and accidentally set myself on fire.
smh clumsy silly dude
smh clumsy silly dude
10:43 AM The doctor told me I'd be healthier if I stopped drinking so much. I pointed out that he'd be out of business if I were sober. Now, to collect this prescription for beer...
January 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
10:43 AM The doctor told me I'd be healthier if I stopped drinking so much. I pointed out that he'd be out of business if I were sober. Now, to collect this prescription for beer...
10:39 AM Nine out of ten doctors agree this much drinking isn't good for me. So I found the tenth doctor. I think we'll get along just fine.
January 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
10:39 AM Nine out of ten doctors agree this much drinking isn't good for me. So I found the tenth doctor. I think we'll get along just fine.