shyhuhlood
@shyhuhlood.bsky.social
This song has been stuck in my head on repeat for twenty years: https://youtu.be/GZSPCMmicfQ?si=labgDljTkBwF-juJ
New Year’s resolution: eat more collards
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
New Year’s resolution: eat more collards
People who defend AI art always sound like Patrick Bateman talking about Huey Lewis and the News.
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
People who defend AI art always sound like Patrick Bateman talking about Huey Lewis and the News.
Hey Siri, how much did Liverpool spend in the last transfer window?
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey Siri, how much did Liverpool spend in the last transfer window?
Finished Alien: Earth and while the entire series is great thus far, the eyeball octopus is the most compelling character imho.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finished Alien: Earth and while the entire series is great thus far, the eyeball octopus is the most compelling character imho.
For the people looking to forgive or defend MTG, I have but three words: Jewish space lasers
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
For the people looking to forgive or defend MTG, I have but three words: Jewish space lasers
Bless Sunderland for creating a distraction from the embarrassing last minute draw that Tottenham saw by doing the same to Arsenal
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bless Sunderland for creating a distraction from the embarrassing last minute draw that Tottenham saw by doing the same to Arsenal
Is there any kind of honest skepticism that this is Arsenal’s year? @glmoser.bsky.social @andysimo.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is there any kind of honest skepticism that this is Arsenal’s year? @glmoser.bsky.social @andysimo.bsky.social
A telling moment of parenthood for me was the time I argued with my son on whether Batman or Spider-Man would win in a fight.
My son argued that Spider-Man has superior the physical strength. I argued that Batman would outthink Spider-Man every time.
My son argued that Spider-Man has superior the physical strength. I argued that Batman would outthink Spider-Man every time.
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A telling moment of parenthood for me was the time I argued with my son on whether Batman or Spider-Man would win in a fight.
My son argued that Spider-Man has superior the physical strength. I argued that Batman would outthink Spider-Man every time.
My son argued that Spider-Man has superior the physical strength. I argued that Batman would outthink Spider-Man every time.
Dude if you want generals to join your lame ass coup, probably don’t want to insult them along the way
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dude if you want generals to join your lame ass coup, probably don’t want to insult them along the way
Big Ange to Forest means that they won’t be too much of a concern until next season, and even then only in Europe.
September 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Big Ange to Forest means that they won’t be too much of a concern until next season, and even then only in Europe.
I know I’m late to this but Gustave is supposed to be 32?? #ClairObscura
September 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know I’m late to this but Gustave is supposed to be 32?? #ClairObscura
Daniel Levy is leaving his role at Tottenham, proving that all my shitposting has finally paid off
September 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Daniel Levy is leaving his role at Tottenham, proving that all my shitposting has finally paid off
If you believe he’s still alive even after the funeral, then Warhammer 40k may be right for you.
September 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If you believe he’s still alive even after the funeral, then Warhammer 40k may be right for you.
Xavi Simons is a great signing that happened so quickly I’m convinced that Levy had nothing to do with it.
August 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Xavi Simons is a great signing that happened so quickly I’m convinced that Levy had nothing to do with it.
It might be Mandela Effect but I swear to Christ I saw Steve Irwin sheepishly say “vagina” on Late Night With Conan O’Brien. Google can’t help me because if I search for “Irwin Conan Vagina”, I get reported for trying to activate the Winter Solider. This is why I drink.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It might be Mandela Effect but I swear to Christ I saw Steve Irwin sheepishly say “vagina” on Late Night With Conan O’Brien. Google can’t help me because if I search for “Irwin Conan Vagina”, I get reported for trying to activate the Winter Solider. This is why I drink.
The worst part of Gyökeres scoring today is that now commentators won’t shut the fuck up about it for the next three days.
August 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The worst part of Gyökeres scoring today is that now commentators won’t shut the fuck up about it for the next three days.
In a few months, when Tottenham’s injuries are piling up and Frank is under fire for not doing more with an exhausted side, please remember that the reason why the squad lacks depth isn’t because the FO won’t sign players, it’s because they just fucking don’t know how.
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In a few months, when Tottenham’s injuries are piling up and Frank is under fire for not doing more with an exhausted side, please remember that the reason why the squad lacks depth isn’t because the FO won’t sign players, it’s because they just fucking don’t know how.
Stop pointing out hypocrisy. It doesn’t work because they don’t care if you think they’re a hypocrite. They don’t care about you at all.
August 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stop pointing out hypocrisy. It doesn’t work because they don’t care if you think they’re a hypocrite. They don’t care about you at all.
I finally get the chance to travel to London and go to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and Son transfers to LA, this is why my profile pic is the way it is @glmoser.bsky.social @andysimo.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I finally get the chance to travel to London and go to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and Son transfers to LA, this is why my profile pic is the way it is @glmoser.bsky.social @andysimo.bsky.social
The jokes that Leno told were aimed at the entire audience, like the thousands he would tell that called Monica Lewinsky a fat slut.
Jay Leno took aim at late-night hosts whose political humor appeals to only “half their audience” by making jokes targeting only one side of the ideological spectrum.
Jay Leno Criticizes Political Late-Night Hosts: “Nobody Wants to Hear a Lecture”
Jay Leno took aim at late-night hosts whose political humor appeals to only “half their audience” by making jokes targeting only one side of the ideological spectrum.
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July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The jokes that Leno told were aimed at the entire audience, like the thousands he would tell that called Monica Lewinsky a fat slut.
Still waiting for the day when I open LinkedIn and I dont read the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.
July 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Still waiting for the day when I open LinkedIn and I dont read the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.
There’s not a lot right in this world but a tomato sandwich does help a good bit.
July 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There’s not a lot right in this world but a tomato sandwich does help a good bit.