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shwhiskeymum.bsky.social
Friendly Neighborhood Bartender
@shwhiskeymum.bsky.social
Oi! I have no idea what I’m doing here. I put liquid into cups and make cans go phsss when I open em. Small venue bartender. Will probably post mostly music bits I see. Fxck T. LGBTQ+ forever. 💖
Two of my dingdongs!
January 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bucket is the 2nd. And she is indeed a beautiful bucket of a cat.

Kramer is my old man who always wears a suit. Around 18 years young now.
January 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The third Good Kitteh is my husbands first cat, technically. Shes a lil toasty flamepoint dingdong who most definitely takes turns with the other orange cats on who uses the braincell today. We actually thought she was just an all white bb. Named her Betty. Surprise! She done toasted.
January 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My first cat was found in a dumpster, the three times hes gotten "freeeeee" he ended up in a pile of trash crying.

Second cat is a product of my friends' cat getting pregnant. She has a song: "mama was a slut and daddy was a street cat".

Third was found under my tattoo artists' porch. My trash bbs
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My cats are either Good Kittehs, or Bad Mister Kittehs (youve already had your wet gravy food, sigh, stop knocking things off the shelf). That is all.
January 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My next cocktail I make, I’ll name the Mint Milano. Description: for old people. (Probably gonna be a shit version of a grasshopper).
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
One of my favorite activities is bird watching with my cat Bucket. We yell at them to get off our lawn. 🖤
January 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Haaaa. "Moral panic me til I acid rain!“
January 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ah yes. N/A Malort essentially.
January 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM